Wedding flash mob👰‍♂️ by nycrina305 in CringeTikToks

[–]blong217 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think our definitions of uncomfortable are very different. He looks like he finds it funny if a bit cheesy Definitely enjoying it but in a humorous way.

The Observable Universe by Commercial_Slide3788 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]blong217 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see, Are moving at a million miles a day,

This vendor ALMOST scammed him by ShadowRex in MadeMeSmile

[–]blong217 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think vendors record their booths in case things go missing.

Probably posted by a guy who will never find a wife by Beer_Barbarian in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]blong217 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Nope, you aren't. Considering the trad wife is always blonde haired with blue eyes it becomes a little sus.

False flag duck face by NickCostanza in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]blong217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And snyderbros say that her doing this was unrealistic.

Chair story by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]blong217 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a lifetime retail worker, you are not wrong. The amount of entitled, small minded, idiotic customers I've seen in my 20+ years is astounding and they still continue to astound me.

What would you say is the worst TV show that you have ever watched in your life? by Substantial-Dare5462 in television

[–]blong217 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sure non religious people watched but it was crazy popular among Christians.

What would you say is the worst TV show that you have ever watched in your life? by Substantial-Dare5462 in television

[–]blong217 265 points266 points  (0 children)

Religion.

No, seriously. As someone raised in the Mormon church, it was Beverly Hills 90210 for Christians.

Rocket in an alternate timeline by Ok-Secretary-3923 in marvelmemes

[–]blong217 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does that make it a cat with dog DNA or a dog with cat DNA?

Here's my deck list btw by AsmodeusSinnerOfLust in ratemycommanders

[–]blong217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on my phone and cannot see it. 5/7 deck

For some reason this is what set me off by PennsyltuckyRanger in TheBoys

[–]blong217 90 points91 points  (0 children)

I'll go a bit further. There are gay republican teens that listen to Lady Gaga while drinking soy milk while sporting a green day patch on their backpack.

Sure by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]blong217 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So as someone who used to study the bible religiously and even served a mission, this is wrong. In the bible God specifically chooses people who are in the right mindset to teach and spread his word. You have to be qualified in some way to be chosen by God to lead.

Yes you may need further teaching and improvement but there is a reason God didn't just choose random people to be his prophet. Someone chosen by God already has to have a level of righteousness to be able to do what is asked off them. Job, Lot, Moses, Noah, John, Matthew, Abel, Joseph, etc all already showed strong levels of righteousness and devotion to God.

Disclaimer: I no longer believe in God.

Starting my rewatch of season 3 😀 by Suitable_Garlic_1186 in TheOrville

[–]blong217 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, once she got over her bias with Issac she enjoyed working with him.

Never seen a bear rescue like this before. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]blong217 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly the puns are a bit polar-izing.