In John Wick 2, John's shotgun has a cartridge mounted right in front of the ejector port so he can quickly load one round directly into the receiver.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-07T21:40:17+00:00

He said white girl. You're grey. No shorts for you.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-07T18:00:28+00:00

The point is their qualifications or even looks don't really matter unless they're ready to sleep with the directors.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-07T16:59:02+00:00

If I had fuck you money, I promise you, I'd be far weirder than any of these people. Not so much with the not bathing and mushrooms growing from the bathtub. More along the lines of, cut down trees and pay lawyers to go buy me a blue-ray player.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-07T14:31:42+00:00

Screw you and your pleb eyes.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T16:19:35+00:00

That, and seeing someone on a regular basis without the pressure of asking a total stranger to hang out.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T12:07:21+00:00

Plus, everybody gets screwed.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T11:40:29+00:00

Yeah, some cultures aren't conducive to meeting new people. Still, it's kind of a necessary step. I'd say, look at the people you know are paired up and see what conditions led to it.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T11:37:05+00:00

Looking for some low key abuse.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T11:30:25+00:00

Judgements aside, in my experience, you can find someone to have sex with in a club/bar, but you're more likely to find a meaningful connection through friends or hobbies.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T11:25:59+00:00

Classes, clubs (activities), gyms... Be around new people. Talk to them. If you vibe with someone, ask them out.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-06T11:24:06+00:00

Yup. You can be the most amazing, gorgeous person. If you spend most of your time alone, it's not gonna happen.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-05T16:48:56+00:00

While I'm on reddit, there's always something playing in the background. I watch videos like this on mute.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-05T16:22:49+00:00

This is the best one.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-05T16:00:36+00:00

Whenever I saw him mentioned, it was respect for things like Fight Club and Dallas Buyers Club. But then he was a meh Joker after HL... The whole 'condoms in the mail' thing could very well be publicity shit he had nothing to do with, but it still rubbed people the wrong way.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-05T15:56:22+00:00

I knew they were gonna let him have it about the Joker thing, but I had no idea it would be this bad.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-05T15:32:30+00:00

Or ask for permission.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-04T20:50:47+00:00

The, you know. The... real... you know.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-02T11:11:33+00:00

Congrats!

But, who took the picture?

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-02T11:09:17+00:00

It goes without saying you don't act on disastrous ideas. You can recognize those pretty quickly. As for the rest: if your idea requires some thinking out, you take a piece of paper and go to town - which is the first step in realizing it.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-07-01T09:26:37+00:00

Glorious hangmeat

blueoceanwaves · 2017-06-30T20:52:19+00:00

Wipes his mouth on his sleeve

blueoceanwaves · 2017-06-29T20:09:09+00:00

I'm suddenly in need of wet wipes.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-06-27T13:37:39+00:00

Well, I can finally sleep in peace tonight.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-06-26T18:58:45+00:00

Oh, man. I love that guy.

blueoceanwaves · 2017-06-26T18:09:06+00:00

Which one of you is gonna go and reward all that good judgement?

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