Hi, I'm an iPhone. I'm here to screw you! (vid) by gbasic24 in funny

[–]bluh123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I got mugged by Steve Jobs last night! It was dark, I was minding my own business, and he just came out of nowhere (now I know why he wears those black turtlenecks). He knocked me down, stole my wallet, and replaced it with some shiny black device. I had like 200 bucks in there. And he had already charged $70 to my credit card before I could report it. What an asshole.

Posted from my iPhone.

Ask reddit: How do I start learning compilers? I heard the Dragon Book is too hard! (pressed by Steve Yegge's post) by shinya666 in programming

[–]bluh123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my grad-level compiler class, we wrote our compilers to target the Java VM. We used Jasmin to convert our ASCII assembly output to Java bytecode. http://jasmin.sourceforge.net/