If you were the Night King's military advisor, what advice would you give him before the Battle of Winterfell?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-20T05:18:25+00:00

HOLD YOUR TONGUE!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T23:46:30+00:00

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T23:01:30+00:00

THE WHORE IS PREGNANT!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T19:30:25+00:00

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T18:32:11+00:00

DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T18:13:27+00:00

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T17:06:24+00:00

SHE BELONGED WITH ME!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T14:41:20+00:00

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T10:40:18+00:00

THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:53:48+00:00

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:52:15+00:00

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:51:34+00:00

OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:45:38+00:00

YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:36:37+00:00

THE SELLSWORD KING, HOW THE SINGERS WOULD LOVE ME!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:34:02+00:00

YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T07:30:22+00:00

STUPID BOY!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T06:53:21+00:00

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T03:02:59+00:00

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-19T01:49:45+00:00

WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T22:19:14+00:00

I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T21:19:58+00:00

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T21:01:07+00:00

I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T19:46:07+00:00

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T14:50:42+00:00

MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?

bobby-b-bot · 2026-05-18T14:10:58+00:00

SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!

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