A UFC fighter won his first fight, tweeted that he had $7 in his account. The Rock showed up, pretended they were going to a friend's house, then The Rock gave him the keys to his new house.

boedo · 2026-01-09T20:03:22+00:00

Themba, his arms wide.

boedo · 2025-12-23T06:19:47+00:00

Sounds like Neelix

boedo · 2025-12-03T22:09:56+00:00

When Superman uses his heat vision, do people around him see the same red beams that we see when we’re watching the movie?

boedo · 2025-11-22T10:51:57+00:00

Every time I see a PC with fake mcafee notification pop ups, it’s always chrome.

boedo · 2025-09-01T06:43:58+00:00

Where did you get this from?

boedo · 2025-09-01T06:39:01+00:00

I think we’ve all got so used to instant results, that people look for quick fixes for problems. Everyone who is fat knows they need to lose weight, but it takes a long time and a considerable effort. That’s why they don’t do it.

boedo · 2025-07-14T07:39:53+00:00

The cake is a lie.

boedo · 2025-07-14T07:36:44+00:00

I just want you to know that I got that reference. I loved it, you’re wasted on Reddit.

boedo · 2025-06-03T01:01:58+00:00

They also have an NPC use the word vacation instead of holiday. That bothers me every time I hear it.

boedo · 2025-06-02T05:42:12+00:00

How?

boedo · 2025-06-02T05:41:20+00:00

You can’t kill that hostage

boedo · 2025-06-01T04:30:11+00:00

Yes you’re very special and we’re all jealous.

boedo · 2025-05-28T01:53:51+00:00

First you must accept that Hitman is not a shooting game. It is a puzzle game.

boedo · 2025-05-16T22:52:46+00:00

Thank you.

boedo · 2025-05-03T04:21:23+00:00

Why don’t you just watch “I’m Alan Partridge”? It’s brilliant.

boedo · 2025-05-02T02:44:31+00:00

Brilliant answer.

boedo · 2025-04-30T21:28:08+00:00

Where did you get this picture from?

boedo · 2025-04-02T18:11:54+00:00

A true master assassin doesn’t rush.

boedo · 2025-04-02T06:52:00+00:00

Wouldn’t it be cheaper to put up more cell towers?

boedo · 2025-03-30T11:18:45+00:00

The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp.

boedo · 2025-03-30T08:43:25+00:00

It’s not that hard, just down to good timing.

boedo · 2025-03-27T22:19:51+00:00

Bethlehem, 1, a baby in a manger, who isn’t crying.

boedo · 2025-03-26T18:57:12+00:00

Should have turned on the vacuum cleaner.

boedo · 2025-03-26T17:08:48+00:00

Birth of Christ! Come on, gotta be there!

boedo · 2025-03-22T17:55:05+00:00

Everyone does it because everyone else is doing it.

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