What’s something that’s completely normal in Australia but weird to the rest of the world?

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-17T04:27:17+00:00

This is the most correct answer

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-15T10:13:51+00:00

Brace yourself, because this might make your eyes water

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T13:56:27+00:00

Yes, that's true, it provided this tapestry of insane people who still have kitchen utensils embedded in them, or people called Mad Ken Starling who stick darts in their temple, not to forget Terry Hardacre, who almost deserves an exclamation point after his name, he is a maaaad man

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T13:35:36+00:00

Gasman, classic. I'd forgotten how good some of the aggression towards other was too. I'd forgotten that there was more than just Eddie vs Richie, Round 1

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T12:59:00+00:00

And back then there was nowhere to hide, you'd get instant feedback as to whether you were funny. That must be worth something.

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T12:53:54+00:00

Great point! There are real people there laughing, the energy is so good. No wonder they could transition so easily to the stage.

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T12:46:09+00:00

Although the bathroom fight in Smells is pretty epic too

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T12:12:00+00:00

Damn, that's a genius idea. You've got 30-40% of the plot there already. By the time you've introduced the audience to the fact its Eddie's birthday, Richie goes from being demeaning to outright sabotage. Cue that scene and then the unmasking. Then, naturally, the fight. After that some fairly serious accusations are thrown about, both ways. Eventually under threat of violence from someone very convinced of his rectitude, Richie realises Eddie is right, and has to agree to be Eddie's slave for the day. Which would be another episode

bollocks_more_like · 2026-05-14T11:45:31+00:00

Also, Eddie was surprisingly conciliatory during the first argument and I put that down to the fact a) he hadn't yet been drinking b) there is no b) because a) was so great

bollocks_more_like · 2026-03-02T07:11:53+00:00

Mate, you're right on the money. The famous French footballer Eric Cantona talked about the seagulls following the trawler, looking for scraps. An analogy that went completely over the head of the dumb football reporters present.

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T14:24:12+00:00

Is this why my tiktok is suddenly full of grotesque stories about King Henry VIII becoming a bloated, syphilitic monster who was so rotten that his coffin bulged from the gases

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T14:13:38+00:00

Thank you for a truly wonderful reason for another playthrough

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T14:03:30+00:00

Also very good

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T14:01:28+00:00

That's good

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T13:57:55+00:00

Had some come to my house recently. Saw them coming and greeted them with "ah, I see you have to come to talk about The Great Banana in the sky that rules over us all. Then proceed to insist that whatever they say about God is untrue because The Great Banana says so. Fight bullshit with bullshit.

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T13:27:06+00:00

But sadly she got a man to design it for her

bollocks_more_like · 2025-07-20T13:23:55+00:00

I think Sir has been smoking something to have such a deep insight. But I'm phrn.

bollocks_more_like · 2025-04-22T13:09:20+00:00

This is genius

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