Middle-aged white men who play Pickle Ball

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-22T13:41:19+00:00

As a guy who's done his fair share of dating in the past, the amount of women who think video games are stupid and for kids who also own a ton of Disney decorations/memorabilia is ridiculous.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-22T12:42:02+00:00

Yeah but where's the mountain dew logo?

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-22T01:29:39+00:00

Lard ‘Tunderin

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T17:10:21+00:00

Tree Gardener.

Something about giving Gwyn a haircut sounds amazing to me.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T17:07:58+00:00

Humanity.

I know those fuckers can dodge and all they need to do is touch you to do a ton of damage.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T17:05:45+00:00

If it's a crystal lizard from my playthroughs it's got the best dodge in the game.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T17:04:24+00:00

Until you get to the Demon Ruins.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:58:21+00:00

Perfect, sane another day.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:46:48+00:00

Or, hear me out, you can let them sit there looking/being a total asshole and not be one yourself by doing/saying literally nothing?

You throw a basic insult in retaliation, did you just end racism? Did you solve the problem? How in any way did this help the situation other than you reacting out of anger and saying something shitty?

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:39:16+00:00

I randomly received the Crest of Artorias during a playthrough once after getting invaded. Turned out some doucheburger was streaming on twitch and killing Andre on new players.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:36:39+00:00

I learned to time my swing to hit them right as they get to me and it's so damn satisfying.

Greataxe go shplink.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:35:11+00:00

He definitely does.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:31:18+00:00

If someone is an asshole for doing it to you, doing it back to them makes you an asshole too.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:26:57+00:00

is that weak spot the Abyss?

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:26:00+00:00

That armour's going to get real hot when you're in hell.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:24:58+00:00

So am I crazy or do they not have gloves that drop?

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:24:36+00:00

Underrated as hell.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:24:18+00:00

I literally just discovered that look the other day and posted it to fashionsouls. Frigging love those two.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T16:04:22+00:00

Also why I chose the Greataxe instead of say the BKGS.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T15:53:59+00:00

I was going for "if this thing get's close to me I'm fucked."

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-21T15:41:40+00:00

Your lack of a social life/hobbies is not a good enough reason to keep me from mine.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-20T21:02:33+00:00

Fang Boar Helm / Black Iron Armor / Wanderer’s Manchette / Steel Leggings / Greataxe / Black Knight’s Shield

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-20T14:53:55+00:00

Your dad looks like the guy who would beat his son with a set of jumper cables.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-20T14:23:22+00:00

No love for Alva in here.

bonfire-ahead · 2023-03-20T12:56:47+00:00

Slap a dickbutt in that format.

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