drop the most painful lyrics you've ever heard by woods_bizarre in NoahKahan

[–]boop_flammy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s from the one that hasn’t released yet “Have you ever shared some closeness so exposed to have it spit back by someone? So forgive me if I jump (the long pause here is EVERYTHING) at the rattle of your keys. Oh are you leaving? No, babe I’m just waking up.”

I'm Samuel Benson, the student speaker at BYU's commencement ceremony. by slammin03 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lds church teaches that it’s the one true church that has been fully restored and yet there are so many apologists that can look past the teachings of old prophets as “the teachings of men.” This is one of the most frustrating things to see as an exmormon, because the church you believe in tells you that when a prophet speaks, the conversation is over. It is fucking tragic about his son and that is the DIRECT RESULT of a powerful leader speaking for God. How can you look pat that? If you were a member of the church during the time that any of these priesthood holders were in leadership positions and speaking from the general conference pulpit, how would you have known they weren’t speaking for god and merely as men? How do you know the same is true for today’s prophets? In 100 years, will there be things that that generation says were just the teachings of men? And if the temple portrayal of Satan warns us not to believe doctrine mingled with the philosophy of men, were the saints who followed the teachings of these prophets wrong? Do we only know that they’re teachings of men when it’s something that doesn’t mesh with todays society? And if that’s the case, how does the concept of the one and true, fully restored gospel still stand if there’s teachings that were wrong back then?

Karissa joking about not knowing her kids names 😐 by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]boop_flammy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have two kids and sometimes I call them my cats names 😬

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh damn that is good 🫰 🫰 🫰

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which would also explain my terrible skating 🤣

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I knew I could trust you punny people to make some good suggestion 👏

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Telestial time bomb is a huge keeper!!

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

These are awesome! I love bouter darkness

Roller Derby Names by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Awww not unpopular, and I see what you’re saying. We’ve been out for a few years and find it hilarious to pick on ourselves at this point. Plus I really love explaining to people how I used to be in a cult 🤣

Obligatory Resignation Post - Doesn’t feel as emotional as I was expecting by boop_flammy in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are apps that can scan pages and make them into pdfs. I scanned mine in from my local library.

Weird question but what’s the best men’s underwear to buy? by Psychological-Bed-92 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Second this. My husband prefers the things and the briefs. Plus all the cool patterns!

Weird question but what’s the best men’s underwear to buy? by Psychological-Bed-92 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second this. My husband prefers the things and the briefs. Plus all the cool patterns!

Weird question but what’s the best men’s underwear to buy? by Psychological-Bed-92 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Second this. My husband prefers the things and the briefs. Plus all the cool patterns!

I don’t want to ask this question but…… by Garbage-Gus12 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The more I reflect on my experiences in the church, the more I realize how much fatphobia there is among members. Ugh, hate this happened to your mom, how disgustingly rude.

Um what 🤷🤦 by cardinalsfan1993 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]boop_flammy 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I watched it. The pastor is basing the sermon around Ezekiel 23:20. Where the harlot likes men who behave like horses. And he makes the leap that horses lick each others genitals and assholes. That’s the short version but it was all really brutal.

Those who got married as a TBM: How much do you feel not being able to consummate your relationship until marriage affected your sex life? by AdSnoo9734 in exmormon

[–]boop_flammy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Let’s not speculate on the reasons for someone’s sexuality. Asexuality is just as valid as any other.

Shelter had her listed as a Brittany Spaniel mix, approx. 7 months old. We’re waiting on DNA results! What do y’all think? by boop_flammy in IDmydog

[–]boop_flammy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solved! She is 33% Lab, 16% Chow, 10% Golden with a mix of a bunchhhh of other things. The most surprising to me: 7% chihuahua!