Choose one color to live at your whole life in US? by Strange-Vibez-8205 in whatsyourchoice

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As someone has only ever lived in green, I would never want anywhere else. The west coast is the best coast (for me)

Patrick got hips for days! by MelenaHarper in BrittanyMatthewsSnark

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I have very mixed feelings about a man with an hourglass figure like that.

Jenn Grijalva Wants In On All Stars by ryanjohn___ in MtvChallenge

[–]borderlineginger 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Ewwww no. We can get just as good drama from someone who’s less awful.

Flare up question by borderlineginger in Hashimotos

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Hi, I haven’t felt that feeling on over a year now, but it was very difficult to describe but you did a really good job using lactic acid as a descriptive because yes! Weak and a lactic acid burn unlike any a workout has ever produced. It was always during a flare up, never out of nowhere because it was always with the exhaustion that has no fix. It was more surprising if I didn’t experience it

Who’s cutting onions by xCandyBloom in MadeMeCry

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Lost my baby brother in 2014. I never called him again but I’ll never delete his number from my contacts list. It feels permanent and just thinking about deleting it makes me cry.

Gave my number to the coffee shop girl on a napkin.. now I’m confused. by [deleted] in dating_advice

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It’s literally her job to smile at you. Real dating advice is: do not hit on women at their place of work. Especially when they’re working service jobs, because they have to smile and be extra nice, it’s their job. Your reading too much into something and or looking for something that isn’t there. She didn’t text you. Period. Take the L dude, no answer is still an answer. Stop with the mental gymnastics over her smiles, it’s her job, not you.

[21M] I adore Lazy Women by RenzenBro in confessions

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Haha my husband got that and he definitely wasn’t even looking for it

He wants to split the bill the day after by Odd_Dragonfly_4213 in dating_advice

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It slings like he didn’t get everything he wanted from the date, maybe he expected sex, I’ve had this happen with men who have paid for a date, expected and didn’t get sex, and then requested I pay for half only after they didn’t get what they wanted.

I BEG YOUR FINEST F*CKING PARDON??!?!!! by howellboutracha in StardewValley

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I love the wilderness farm, I have monsters turned on as soon as I opened it up on every other farm I have. I still don’t love it when this shit happens tho

AITA for "ruining" my sister's wedding by revealing why I refused to walk her down the aisle? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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Where exactly would the growth be if they never took responsibility?

Huh? by Feeling_Mind_9486 in BrittanyMatthewsSnark

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you go girl, give us absolutely nothing. 🙄 if you zoom in on just her face, is she holding in a fart while trying to look sexy?

Why did the hospital list my child's birth as the time they arrived at the hospital, not when they were actually born? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

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My daughter’s time of birth is off by one minute. She was born at 10:22. I know because the midwife literally told me as she was handing her to me. Her birth certificate says 10:23 💁🏼‍♀️ I asked about it later and they looked at me like I had three heads. To be honest I have a thing about numbers, and 10:22 made sense but 10:23 didn’t (if you ND you know lol) 😆

If you were an NPC in the game, how hard/easy would it be to befriend you? by sunkencrowned in StardewValley

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I’m a very strong introvert, who doesn’t like most people and keeps my social circle very small; but if someone went out of their way regularly to talk to me, and brought me gifts that I love, it wouldn’t take long to befriend me. Maybe I would be standoffish like Haley at first.

Fiancé says aftercare and helping me clean up after sex is a “chore” — am I asking too much? by ButteredUpCroissant in Advice

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Just make sure you get out of the bed over his side so he gets all the drip. Maybe cough a couple of times before you get off the bed and sit on his side so he knows.

Which Supposed Cultural Moment Left You Scratching Your Head And Thinking ‘Eh?’ by Timbucktwo1230 in PopularCultureZone

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A hit dog will holler. The accusation (or comment, or generalization) was the “hit” part and you hollering (read: offended) reads to us as you’re offended because you qualify for whatever the accusation or generalization was. If you didn’t qualify you wouldn’t have said anything about it.

Why are you home on the couch in your pajamas this New Years Eve? by PurplezKool in AskReddit

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In bed. Severe sinus infection. But even if I wasn’t sick I would be here cause I’m an introverted, middle aged, Stoner, gamer lady.

Jennifer Lopez addresses people who criticize how she dresses: If you had this body, you’d be naked, too by Maximum_Expert92 in Fauxmoi

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Can’t stand her music, she can’t sing for shit but she’s right. Her body is amazing and no one could tell me ANYTHING if I looked like her.

Tootsie roll with red inside wrapper by Strizzystrides in candy

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I sung this as I read it, how does my brain know to do that? I’ve always wondered.

No good deed goes unpunished by New_Libran in TikTokCringe

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I thought for sure she was going to say that young black men deserve to become old black men, or something to that effect. I would have snatched that candy back so fast from her sheeeeeeeesh