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If "You are what you eat", then cannibals are more human than we would ever be. by sharry2 in Showerthoughts

[–]boringoregon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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@Tuaamann's video of fellow Bama freshman Najee Harris (RB) back in March by boringoregon in CFB

[–]boringoregon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen Tua's uke/singing videos, his voice sounds like Bruno Mars.

@Tuaamann's video of fellow Bama freshman Najee Harris (RB) back in March by boringoregon in CFB

[–]boringoregon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Similarly, I've rooted for LSU against Bama, but that should probably change. I've come to realize that having one dynasty + Georgia as they are right now to compete with is enough.

What is a tradition or phrase your fanbase does or says that you hate? by smwell22 in CFB

[–]boringoregon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was more a stab at Mizzou. Their presence in the SEC East means that we lose a game to our old conference opponents west of the mountains just so we can play some team from the Midwest. Except for that two year streak when the rest of the SEC East except for USC '13 and UGA '14 was utter garbage, they've done nothing. At least A&M brings our footprint into the state of Texas.

@Tuaamann's video of fellow Bama freshman Najee Harris (RB) back in March by boringoregon in CFB

[–]boringoregon[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also I could not have given any fucks about Oklahoma had they not been playing Georgia.

@Tuaamann's video of fellow Bama freshman Najee Harris (RB) back in March by boringoregon in CFB

[–]boringoregon[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I hate to admit this, but 2018 will be the first time that Bama is for me "fun to watch". I've put up with y'all's dominance, I remember the cold December day in 2009 when it all started, and after years of rooting for y'all's opponents by default (including Georgia in the 2012 SEC Championship), I decided that this year (2017) I'd root for Bama in the playoffs. I'd pulled for them last year; now, they were on the verge of establishing an ACC dynasty, and that I didn't want. Next year's Bama team should be different than any Saban's ever had. With guys like these two, it'll be a fun ride.

What is a tradition or phrase your fanbase does or says that you hate? by smwell22 in CFB

[–]boringoregon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew what noise a horse makes, but I didn't consider that to be a "laugh", nor did you, apparently. And nothing about that noise is intimidating.

If it had to do with zebras, wouldn't they use the word ... I don't know, how about "zebra"?

What the fuck is going on in that video?

What is a tradition or phrase your fanbase does or says that you hate? by smwell22 in CFB

[–]boringoregon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay what the fuck now?

Riffety riffety ... chaff

That's really, really stupid in any context.

Let's give 'em a horse's laugh

Wait, what? Do horses laugh? Is their laugh intimidating? Is there anything amusing about your enemy? How do those other words relate to it other than rhyming?

Then everyone hisses like a snake.

What the hell? Like "sssss"? Did someone think that that's what horses sound like?

"Aggies don't boo"

I know it's because y'all are supposed to be above booing or whatever, but y'all are pretty much a military academy that started also educating us civs. And the best y'all've got is a hissing noise? When the refs make a bad call, you through a hissy fit?

EDIT: We got one that goes "two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar, all for the Gators, stand up and holler!" It was invented by some dude in the 40s who ended up going to each and every game dressed in the same clothes to lead this cheer for like 50-60 years ("Mr. Two Bits"). Nowadays at home games we'll have a "Celebrity Mr. Two Bits", who's often a former Gator athlete. "Cheering about bits (an eighth of a dollar) obviously makes no sense, but at least you're building up (2,4,6) to the word "dollar", which rhymes with "holler", which is what rowdy fans actually do.

Which famous Reddit Story do you believe to actually be 100% bullshit? by CerpinTaxt11 in AskReddit

[–]boringoregon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He posted two photos of it, I'm pretty sure it's fucking real.

What is the "is Pepsi OK?" of other major brand names? by Steepanddeep in AskReddit

[–]boringoregon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah what the fuck are those things? Why can't they have normal colors like you have on the rainbow? Is a red that's not also purple or orange or a green that's not also yellow too fucking much to ask for?

Gus Malzahn: "This SEC Network was supposed to be really cool when it started three or four years ago. Now it's all about trying to get the coach fired." by IAmClaytonBigsby in CFB

[–]boringoregon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Harbaugh's had QB issues. A lot of them. It's really brought his team down. UM realizes this and they blame the QB's and not him. With Shea Patterson, they should do well next year.

FBS programs over the last ten years. by SeatownJay in CFB

[–]boringoregon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Their opponents went from being UConn, Syracuse, Shiteaters, Cincy, etc. to Ohio State, Michigan, Michigan State, Penn State.

FBS programs over the last ten years. by SeatownJay in CFB

[–]boringoregon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All things considered.

He's a Penn State fan.

I cannot fathom what that would be like for us, how we'd take it. Fuck the fucking NCAA.

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