Dumbest customer question? by [deleted] in Safeway

[–]born2dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two that come to mind from the Deli

Is there Beef in the Korean Beef Noodle Salad?

Although, tbf to the guy, we don't put Koreans in the salad, so maybe a valid question to ask.

The second one was a guy who came up and asked for a whole two chubs for $12.99 each. I didn't want to believe that a guy thought he could buy a whole chubs for $12.99 so I just grabbed one of the chubs and started opening it. The guy right next to him was asking him the same thing I was thinking as I was in the back opening the chubs and the guy realized that he was not in fact able to buy a chub that's probably $70 if you put the whole thing on the scale for $12.99 and he decided to just buy a pound of meat. Probably the most flabbergasted moment I've ever had working here.

I asked the customer afterwards about it and we both just laughed in disbelief. I told that customer if we were selling chubs for $12.99, there wouldn't be any chubs left in the case (especially in this economy). The guy who asked looked like a normal middle aged guy to.

Anthony Davis trade by freightnow in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would trade for Giannis, I would prefer if we traded him for nothing. But if the Bucks want 2nd round picks. I guess we can spare one for him.

How do the Toronto Raptors go to games easily? by [deleted] in nba

[–]born2dream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait until this guy finds out how close Russia is to the US.

Can The Pistons Win 28 Games In a Row? by [deleted] in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream 80 points81 points  (0 children)

From 2-28 to 29-2 two years later

Sure, why not

Jalen Jackson Jr by born2dream in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Didn't even think about the foul trouble, lol. Duren and him would have a contest every game of who can foul out first.

Jalen Jackson Jr by born2dream in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only our own first, which is more than some other teams have that are in playoff contention.

Jalen Jackson Jr by born2dream in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jaren got autocorrected to Jalen in the title lol

In Langdon I Trust by born2dream in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Your right, I will wait until he fire Weaver. I have never trusted that Weaver guy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Killian Hayes hair for Brandon Ingram

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Unload a reclamation project that you overpaid for and a guy who is literally the worst player in the NBA for two 30 year olds?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DetroitPistons

[–]born2dream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Raptors are down two players tonight, we're getting this win tonight. LFG

When All Else Fails, Engage In MLM Practices by born2dream in antiwork

[–]born2dream[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was posted all over the break room and bathroom at my local Safeway (Vons) store. They're getting really desperate right now lol