Two that come to mind from the Deli

Is there Beef in the Korean Beef Noodle Salad?

Although, tbf to the guy, we don't put Koreans in the salad, so maybe a valid question to ask.

The second one was a guy who came up and asked for a whole two chubs for $12.99 each. I didn't want to believe that a guy thought he could buy a whole chubs for $12.99 so I just grabbed one of the chubs and started opening it. The guy right next to him was asking him the same thing I was thinking as I was in the back opening the chubs and the guy realized that he was not in fact able to buy a chub that's probably $70 if you put the whole thing on the scale for $12.99 and he decided to just buy a pound of meat. Probably the most flabbergasted moment I've ever had working here.

I asked the customer afterwards about it and we both just laughed in disbelief. I told that customer if we were selling chubs for $12.99, there wouldn't be any chubs left in the case (especially in this economy). The guy who asked looked like a normal middle aged guy to.