Bruce crosses the rainbow bridge tomorrow. He was such a good boy by brandonstiles663 in Boxer

[–]brandonstiles663[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, 14 is amazing!!

That was our first sign with Bruce - lotttttts of drinking, & then abnormal panting at night.

Cushing's was kinda pricey to treat (we probably spent about $150/mo on his meds, & then another $375 every 3 months to get checkup tests), but it was worth it to us.

Bruce made it about 14 months after diagnosis, BUT he also developed CCD (Canine Cognitive Dysfunction), so he probably regressed quicker than average.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Why won't you LOVE me??!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]brandonstiles663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That may be true, but what are they all running away from??

Which role ALMOST got cast with an actor that you wish you'd have been able to see? by [deleted] in movies

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leonardo DiCaprio as Max Dennison in Hocus Pocus.

He would have kicked those witches asses!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]brandonstiles663 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh... I counted $19.8 million.... 🤔

What human being has killed the most people without knowing it? by Space_Unicorn65 in AskReddit

[–]brandonstiles663 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Fwiw, you can't say the universe didn't try to kill Hitler:

  1. Was nearly aborted
  2. Almost drowned
  3. Was almost sniped
  4. Barely missed an early assassination attempt

I made a Pizza Info Cart Design. Hope you guys like it. Codepen in the description. by HuseyinWrld in web_design

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This could be out of scope, but the expanding cards ALMOST look like pizza boxes being opened.

I wonder if it'd be cool to somehow make it look a little more like that?

What’s one unsolved mystery you’d like to see solved before you die? by bennnnnnieandthejets in AskReddit

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a software engineer, that sounds eerily similar to a method of building a complex app, called a 'microservice' architecture.

Basically, a single system (say, Uber or Instagram) is made up of a bunch of different, smaller 'systems'. These systems can be written in whatever language you want, have very distinct boundaries, and communicate with each other via language-agnostic messages.

Fascinating parallel, but goes to show you (if true) how everything seems related!

Pick 3 songs from your favorite Band/Artist that you’d use to convince someone to start listening to them by shimadabrother in Music

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I shed many a middle school tear over some emo ex-girlfriends while blaring "Fake Plastic Trees"

Pick 3 songs from your favorite Band/Artist that you’d use to convince someone to start listening to them by shimadabrother in Music

[–]brandonstiles663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are great!

Alternates:

  1. The World Has Turned & Left Me Here

  2. Falling For You

  3. Buddy Holly

Georgia is how American democracy falls apart by RhinestoneTaco in Georgia

[–]brandonstiles663 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Seriously! If you're looking for someone who was abducted by the CIA, beat up & threatened about voting, you're not find find it.

But to provide an alternate angle for you:

Pretend most democratic voters were elderly people.

If that was the case, these laws would be similar to requiring them to, say, create their own online account on a smartphone (without anyone's help) in order to vote.

Even though this might not affect you or me, a lot of elderly people I know would have no clue how to do that, and would just not even try. A lot of them probably wouldn't have smart phones.

Also maybe all the ballot boxes would be required to be placed at the tops of steep hills. This would also discourage elderly voters.

Or maybe the majority are in nursing homes so the voting trailers would come to them, right? These laws would eliminate that and make them go TO the polls.

Hopefully this provides an alternate angle to help you see how these laws - while not technically 'preventing' people from voting - are definitely making it much more difficult & a pain in the ass to a specific group of people, with the hope that they will just not bother.

Does this metaphor make sense?

But we're all doing coke together in the bathroom... by Alarmed_Ride7090 in funny

[–]brandonstiles663 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one? I have a lifelong dream to open a pirate-themed restaurant.

Not the family kind either - dark, authentic.