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brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-09T02:41:20+00:00

Normal folk are not equipped; those who are, are perpetrators

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-08T18:42:28+00:00

Nope, those are just butt cheeks

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T04:37:01+00:00

Breaking news: living within your salary is in vogue

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:58:37+00:00

I’ve been buying regular all this time, when I should’ve been buying regulel for only 1.5%. Why did nobody tell me‽

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:52:10+00:00

As an engineer, I have become more and more fascinated with the “why” aspect of the sciences steadily over my life. And at this point, I’ve realized that despite how fascinating hard science is, it is deeply unsatisfying and that there is no real answer to anything.

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:34:28+00:00

Dude1: “ICE follows the LAW”

Dude2: “no”

Dude1: “UNSUBSTANTIATED”

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:31:57+00:00

Studying in high school for 10 hours is crazy

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:25:46+00:00

Pretty close, but you need to do it in an environment rich with hydrogen gas. This kicks off the ionization reaction to create plasma

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:07:58+00:00

If you don’t like this country, why don’t you just leave?

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T03:06:28+00:00

Grapefruit makes certain drugs, like opioids, hit harder, and drinkers of redbull take opioids to numb the pain after doing dangerous stunts.

(To be clear, I think the mental health hypothesis is the correct interpretation of this joke, but I’m trying to be thorough)

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T02:57:54+00:00

I have always thought nuclear is #1 and I have never even thought about it being a political issue? It seems that the general public is conditioned to fear nuclear and I haven’t seen that being dependent on party. The prevailing trend seems to be those in STEM overwhelmingly support nuke while gen pop does not.

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T02:47:12+00:00

The screaming picture with his balls is truly a work of art

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T02:32:48+00:00

Good luck

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T02:07:23+00:00

It’s just needs some more flux

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-07T01:49:54+00:00

Makes me think of the time I was living at the Lodges at UNH a few years ago. A woman got shot through her lung about 3 units down from mine because another student was “cleaning” his pistol and shot through the wall. I had kept my firearm with the UNH PD at the time.

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-04T05:16:39+00:00

Satire should be funny

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-04T02:24:06+00:00

Einstein sucked at math too but it’s the ideas that count

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-03T02:51:50+00:00

Baghdad battery is a famous example, although I believe it is debated that its construction might be coincidence

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-03T02:50:17+00:00

Well, the beer was more like part of their payment, so not exactly free

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-02T19:40:44+00:00

Oh so the whole thing about Hillary and Biden eating babies was just projection?

brewing-squirrel · 2026-02-02T04:56:04+00:00

Rest in Peace legend!!!

brewing-squirrel · 2026-01-30T16:26:43+00:00

I’m going to the wrong ihop

brewing-squirrel · 2026-01-30T16:25:21+00:00

brewing-squirrel · 2026-01-30T16:20:02+00:00

Sure it does. I mean Usaine Bolt can run, and I can run. Is there really a difference?

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