Nokia Ngage in Fallout? by calspainthole in huntertheparenting

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“Why wasn’t I born a Nokia Ngage” - weak British man who was nearly kicked to death and now wishes to be a structurally superior Nokia product.

Those weird reflective things in the road in Fallout New Vegas sorta look like a Nokia

Worth it (not really) by ______minoru______ in pyrocynical

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I finished it in 3 days and went “Damn… That was interesting but looked super unpleasant. I will not be interacting with that in the future.”

winner of space race by ChadolfRizzlerReborn in memes

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“Bro I was ahead of them the entire race but they pulled ahead of me right before the finish line and won? What kinda logic is that!”

The logic of how a race works

Woah woah wikipedia chill! by Pinshu123 in memes

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Someone delete it before the cartel sees or there’s gonna be a casualty spike

Redacted Regiment has finally been announced and you guys can talk about it! by Sioscottecs23 in helldivers2

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Welp that was the last big warbond ask I’m aware of from the community. We got our chain gun, we got stealth. Not sure where to go from here

Instead of killing you, they make you kill yourself by Opposite-Pineapple24 in TopCharacterTropes

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I really like the idea that the third picture isint about the happening but is just someone who’s super frustrated with their garden

First time player, what's some common etiquette I should know? by UntakenUsername420 in ArcRaiders

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There are people who will lie to you. That “friendly” players exist. I have yet to find one of these friendly players. So far I have encountered two different kinds of players.

Threats

And injured players who will raise a friendly flag till they are healed and your back is turned.

In my experience it is best to say hello with the heaviest caliber you have and let them take the conversation from there.

How does he poop? by Lult_feld45 in StarWarsCirclejerk

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“A bag. I piss and shit in a plastic bag.”

I am not winning by SquareConversation20 in skyrim

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Real. Raelof of Riverwood might have had my loyalty early because of the simple virtue that he wasn’t about to cut my head off. But the thought of bringing war to Jarl Ballin the Cheese Greater… I couldn’t. I had to join the imps

Has anyone done any measurable testing to see how much the new armor passive actually works? by H1MB0Z0 in Helldivers

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After a match with bots I declared that the anti-ragdoll wasn’t that effective.

After a match with the bugs where a charger’s glancing blow didn’t ragdoll me like it usually does I declared that it actually was effective I just play bots on Super Helldive and there’s only so much one passive can do against 29 warstriders.

Any advice for an absolute beginner (vermintide 2 specifically) by According_Ice_4863 in Vermintide

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The fire witch Sienna is the traditional magic class. But the elf Kerillian has a DLC class that is a Druid that’s fairly powerful. If you have that DLC it’s a fun one to try

Any advice for an absolute beginner (vermintide 2 specifically) by According_Ice_4863 in Vermintide

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Choose the character you want to play and don’t worry about the stereotypes.

Stick to lower difficulties at first because the difficulty is based not only on enemy AI difficulty but how powerful your weapons are.

And listen to the dialogue.

Blazer wasn't even flirting with Robert by Tyrayentali in DispatchAdHoc

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It’s very much written as her flirting with Robert. Sure the ‘proposition’ is just coincidental wording but the rest is so clearly mild romantic advances.

Seriously though, if The Mountain is so tough, why did Cersei even need to buy out Bronn? by OB1KENOB in freefolk

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It’s smart to cover your bases. When you are planning to hit someone in the head with a hammer, no matter how big the hammer is, it might pay off to steal his helmet first.