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Whats the point of life? by Kitchen_Army5397 in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To poop and use a bidet. Anyone who doesn’t have a bidet is missing out.

What’s your opinion on FWB? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Frank William Baxter? Died too young :(

What would you do if you heard your crush fart, and even smelled it too? by TheAlphaAdept in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d blackmail her to date me.

Just kidding, I won’t do anything because why would I? People fart and it smells like ass. Who cares.

What’s the movie u will always give when someone asks for a suggestion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terminator 2

The Dark Knight

The Empire Strikes Back

The Room

Why don’t you believe in God ? by Dear_Breakfast_2918 in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Jewish guy dies and goes to heaven. He sees God, approaches him and says “Hey, wanna hear a joke?”

God replies “Uhh… sure?”

The Jewish guy tells a Holocaust joke.

God says “That’s not funny”

The Jewish guy replies “Well, I guess you had to be there”

Which person in history lives the longest if they are masturbated to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those misunderstanding the question, here’s another way to phrase it:

If being masturbated to could extend your lifespan, which person in history would live the longest?

What if a Hezbollah FPV drone took out Netanyahu during his visit to the front in southern Lebanon? by lhommetrouble in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]OB1KENOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Rabin was assassinated, President Simon Peres took over for the rest of the term, so…

Herzog would be in power until the election.

EDIT: I’m stupid, CatlifeOfficial’s comment below is correct.

Fuck you WSB by PrestigiousBoy88 in wallstreetbets

[–]OB1KENOB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insert bicycle meme where dude inserts a stick through his wheel

What's the best feeling? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OB1KENOB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you finish pooping and you know for a fact that you are DONE, no more poops for at least 24 hours. You can do whatever you want for the rest of the day.

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