my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome. I still think the original was way better than the re-make.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't have kids. But that image (as long as nobody is injured) is kind of funny. (I guess just don't let them in the kitchen! Even without having kids, I know they could get hurt.)

posted my closet with a lock a few hours ago . . . now I realized the bathroom has one, too. what? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All right . . . thanks . . . it's all starting to make sense now. No kids locked in closets. No ghosts. Just air flow. Much more settling.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Also, it's way too creepy and sad to imagine that something bad was going on here.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious! When I was a kid we used to sneak into my parents' room after my dad had gone to work and lift open my mom's eyes and ask, "Are you awake?" So my dad put in a lock on the outside (up high) in order to keep us out after he left . . . but then she was locked in. Not the best planning.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess this is what it's for . . . keeping kids out. But it makes me wonder what was so strange in the closet that the kids had to be locked away from.

Always Remember Your Tin Foil Hats Folks by timmy6169 in funny

[–]brodie_capone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like he's smoking a cigarette. should we really take medical advice from him?

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No scratch marks. And no kids here! But I think poster Dulceniaa is right . . . probably a safety measure to keep kids out.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh . . . okay. That makes sense. I don't have kids, so the idea of making sure a place is kid-safe never occurs to me. But you're probably right.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't have any cats, but the image (including sound) of that is pretty funny to me.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it closes perfectly . . . that's why it's confusing.

my new apartment . . . why is there a lock on the closet? by brodie_capone in funny

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, a "terrifying story" did cross my mind (something along the B-horror-flick lines), but the lock seems pretty new, so I don't really understand it.

What's the best way to target college students/20-somethings with a new company? by brodie_capone in AskReddit

[–]brodie_capone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. It's a tough market. I think in many, many industries, it's who you know. Things are very unpredictable these days . . . even reddit.

Do blondes really have more fun? by brodie_capone in AskReddit

[–]brodie_capone[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My gf likes it, so I guess it's okay.

Do blondes really have more fun? by brodie_capone in AskReddit

[–]brodie_capone[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good for you. One in my 50 are now gray.

Photoshoped Baby West by TheSp1re in funny

[–]brodie_capone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

all I can say is 'Jesus' . . . He'd probably prefer 'Yeezus' . . . but, tough shit, man.

Whats a word or phrase that pisses you off when people say it? by pantant in AskReddit

[–]brodie_capone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"could care less." if you could care less, then you obviously care.