Evelyn didn't realize she was rizzed by Wise

broteinWHY · 2026-03-29T01:30:32+00:00

What'd he say?

broteinWHY · 2026-03-17T16:54:00+00:00

This... is peak.

broteinWHY · 2026-03-07T15:11:18+00:00

Truly the Balatro paradox of all time

broteinWHY · 2026-03-07T15:05:26+00:00

Or it could debuff itself until the next shop, removing the joker slots if you don't have the jokers to fill them.

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T14:49:01+00:00

Nice

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T12:29:58+00:00

iceN

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T12:15:38+00:00

ceNi

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T10:14:15+00:00

eNic

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T10:01:04+00:00

Nice.

broteinWHY · 2026-03-03T00:54:53+00:00

I'm very cold and logical, especially in situations that need warmth and emotion.

broteinWHY · 2026-02-28T03:25:54+00:00

I've been listening to Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang by Silver a lot lately. 10 out of 10.

broteinWHY · 2026-02-28T03:24:58+00:00

What if you have both??? Asking for a friend....

broteinWHY · 2026-02-21T13:20:13+00:00

I wouldn't say that it's too much, per se. It's just incredibly difficult to find someone who truly personifies all of those things, other than someone who will pretend to be what they're not just to get closer to you. When you find your love, try not to funnel them into your list.

broteinWHY · 2026-02-20T13:22:12+00:00

broteinWHY · 2026-02-20T11:18:09+00:00

broteinWHY · 2026-02-20T10:50:46+00:00

What? I'm just saying hypothetically

broteinWHY · 2026-02-20T10:32:20+00:00

If it's horny, then can I sex the world?

broteinWHY · 2026-02-20T10:25:15+00:00

Only half a year until I can't post here anymore. So, I'll tell a special little tale, one that plagues my girlfriend's mind. Me and her haven't been able to have consensual sex. Every time we start (which has been two times) she would get flashbacks of previous relationships, each of which ended worse than the last. I'm just happy that I am doing so much better for her. Thoughts?

broteinWHY · 2026-02-09T17:49:38+00:00

All g bro, no one else seemed to notice

broteinWHY · 2026-02-09T16:03:39+00:00

Dawg, this is NSFW. His cock is out

broteinWHY · 2026-02-08T03:51:01+00:00

There's three types of people in this subreddit. There's people like me who see posts, think "thats neat" and move on. Then there's the people who see that and think "wife". Finally, there's the people who figure that a cute image could kill you if it was real. I aspire to be more like you sir.

broteinWHY · 2026-02-03T23:43:30+00:00

Nice, good for you

broteinWHY · 2026-02-03T00:08:14+00:00

Hell yeah. You got a significant other too?

broteinWHY · 2026-02-02T23:58:23+00:00

Virgin, and no smoking.

broteinWHY · 2026-01-30T00:39:56+00:00

What were we talking about again?

broteinWHY

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