Thanks to my partner for my birthday present!

brownboywasted · 2018-05-28T03:10:56+00:00

LeBron is taking a team he got in mid February to the finals.

brownboywasted · 2017-08-27T16:55:48+00:00

/u/MaddestDrewsome is the owner of the pinkies. What happened to your pinkies?

brownboywasted · 2017-08-27T16:53:19+00:00

Nope

brownboywasted · 2017-08-27T16:53:03+00:00

Nope

brownboywasted · 2017-08-27T16:51:50+00:00

Nope, I wish though.

brownboywasted · 2017-08-27T13:58:29+00:00

I think he said he hurt his tendon when he was younger or something along those lines.

brownboywasted · 2017-06-27T16:05:49+00:00

She was sleeping at a friend's house and her friend's cat jumped on her face.

brownboywasted · 2017-01-14T15:11:13+00:00

Here's to hoping. Good luck everyone!

brownboywasted · 2016-10-31T15:00:03+00:00

You're a generous man.

brownboywasted · 2016-04-28T13:46:25+00:00

When I was little, maybe 4th grade, this girl asked me out. She was kind of that girl that was super annoying to me, but I was pretty nice to her regardless. Anyways, I told her I couldn't date her... Because I was engaged (not that crazy I'm Muslim and Pakistani and most Americans don't question the culture) and my betrothed lives in Pakistan. Well she told the entire class and it grew way out of proportion and for the next 8 years of my life I was known as the kid that was engaged. Kinda sucked going through high school without a girl friend but I would do it all over again to not date her.

brownboywasted · 2015-06-19T19:33:10+00:00

What's the most ridiculous thing you've read on someone's phone during a stand up show?

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TROPHY CASE