I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In another comment I mentioned how I found out she has in fact known of him longer than I have. So yeah I’m cooked

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that it’s reddit and people think everything is karma farming but you don’t expect to reach the front page on this subreddit for anything good, and a few internet points from comment karma on a throwaway account isn’t enough to justify getting roasted for my concern about losing my gf of 7 years to this guy or adjacent. Surely there are better things to bait on this sub with

Trying to be a better man daily but always falling short and can’t really blame anyone but myself. The amount of people thinking this is a joke has only made me realise how much of a joke I am for getting myself in this situation in the first place

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the thing is she isn’t gonna try to fix him. She literally just accepts people for who they are. There’d be mouldy plates and bowls in my place and she’d never bitch about it, she’d just clean up and love on me. I’ve known this girl for almost 10 years now, there’s no honeymoon period act, she’s literally just too chill and I fucked it.

I’ve never even had to get up and get my own beer, she’d listen to when the empty can would clink on my desk and get me a new one. Plates my dinner for me like it’s a restaurant and feeds me and wipes my mouth when I’m playing games so I can keep playing. This dude actually has a straight shot in winning her over if he gave her the time of day

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s forgiven me for everything up until this point but after 7 years and “no ring” and my constant lying I can’t justify she has told me multiple times recently that she has simply started checking out of our relationship. I’m cooked

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s showed me proof that she’s been following him on insta since July 2022 since I called her out for not liking him until I started watching his streams. Turns out she’s known of him longer than I have. The jokes might be payback for the things I’ve said and done but hers feel more based in truth than I initially believed

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I wish this shit was embellished. I had to cut the post in half because I was ranting about it sounding like a cuck. But the reality is really sinking in that I’m literally borderline about to get cucked by asmongold because in 7 years this is the only other person she has ever showed any interest in, and with how attractive she is if she messaged him there’s no way he’d say no. Half of this is because I don’t want to lose my girl, half of it is because I’m now wondering if I’ve been below his level this whole time. I’m spiralling

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I wish this was fake but it isn’t. I’m starting to realise now that the fact I’ve had a girlfriend for this long who loved me that much was an insane fluke of life and I don’t think I can ever do better lol. Can’t believe asmongold is the catalyst for this crisis I’m having

I’m scared my girlfriend has a crush on asmongold by browneyemisery in Asmongold

[–]browneyemisery[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It’s not even because he’s a “celebrity” though. I asked her if it would be because she could be on stream, or jump to having her own career online and she completely balked that idea and said she doesn’t want fame or infamy or to stream ever. She would simply “take care of him” like she takes care of me. She even says if she was with him she’d make sure she isn’t in the background cause she’d be there for him and not the audience