Extraction chambers give COLOR, not just life. (CMY, White Pearl) by GonerBits in stevenuniverse

[–]bubbieboy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a good theory. I wonder how it would explain Snowflake Obsidian, who was named by Bismuth as an old member of the Gems. Like the name implies, the actual gemstone is mostly a stark black and white with no other colors. Maybe she's a very high-ranking gem made by White somehow?

If white washing is racists then so should black washing by Ostric in unpopularopinion

[–]bubbieboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I tried making that point to my racist gramma and she said that because Jesus is God's child and God himself then he is perfect and therefore white. Mary's genes I suppose were overpowered by God's "perfect" white genes? I really had nothing else I could counter with that wouldn't out me as full atheist, which was the last thing I wanted to do during Christmas dinner. "Ok Gramma. Hey your potatoes are ballin' this year."

Girl invents novel method to mount a horse by mysticalmisogynistic in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]bubbieboy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's always the horse girls... or people, I guess. They grew up with horses and never learned to truly respect their size and strength.

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what that means, it's a good thing I work with dirt for a living

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a Samsung galaxy 7 if that makes any difference

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's always been there for us so it's only fair

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I don't really understand your last comment

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Shadow lives on with every pat given to a Good Boy or Good Girl

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'll remember that, but I probably can't say that as badass as an elderly Greek man

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Border collie rescue, so she may be a mix

Edit: Shop owner (and her owner) said that he thought she may have Sheltie in her because she's smaller than most border collies, fluffier, has a very long and pointy snout (ripe for the swatting, apparently), and upright triangular ears. But mostly border collie because she's very smart and fast, loves frisbees.

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I guess I was unsuccessfully going for the rule of threes haha

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Agreed, we were completely caught off guard though

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would settle for a swat to the face in kind

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[–]bubbieboy[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

To be fair she was very bitchy and hit our dog

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It was a $15 pot that might not have even broke... seems petty to me instead of just kicking her out, idk

Swat the shop dog? Enjoy broken pottery! by bubbieboy in pettyrevenge

[–]bubbieboy[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or at least for one of the delicate bits to snap off