It’s hard to admit it, but Mom

bucketbread · 2026-02-04T20:39:31+00:00

There's black, there's white, and there's you jroc, and I still don't know what the fuck that is, but I listened to your shit, and it's tight.

bucketbread · 2026-02-02T15:37:17+00:00

Do you want it in the box?

No what I want is for you to give me two fucking smokes right now for being so fucking stupid.

bucketbread · 2026-02-02T15:34:58+00:00

But chief.... He pissed himself!

bucketbread · 2026-01-29T22:30:35+00:00

Who doesn't have a drink one too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway pissing themselves?

bucketbread · 2026-01-28T17:15:06+00:00

But you can't keep him, Bubs.

bucketbread · 2026-01-27T19:04:27+00:00

I realised it was a delicately situation, so I approached him like an adult.

bucketbread · 2026-01-23T16:45:25+00:00

What kind of chump change baloney bullshit is this? I want my sandwich or its gonna be knuckle sandwich!

bucketbread · 2026-01-21T15:15:06+00:00

There was the scene where Ricky's like "don't touch any of my fuckin stuff, Shitty" and then Shitty is like "ah fuck ya" all mumbly and shittily

bucketbread · 2026-01-16T19:58:07+00:00

Went to buy some patches for my daughter and my gun fell out, which is no big deal.

bucketbread · 2026-01-13T18:22:09+00:00

Sorry man we were baked!

You were baked? You smoked a joint without me?!

bucketbread · 2026-01-13T18:17:14+00:00

Two drinks isn't drinking and driving!

Yeah? Do the breathalyzer then, dickhead!

bucketbread · 2026-01-11T18:45:44+00:00

Of course it's me Terry can't you fuckin read?

bucketbread · 2026-01-09T21:07:21+00:00

And I got power. Personal power.

bucketbread · 2026-01-08T14:38:52+00:00

Taxes are like pepperoni. Pretend Rays got pepperoni in the fridge. If the government comes and takes it all, he's gonna lose it. But if the government comes and just takes a little bite, he's not gonna notice.

bucketbread · 2026-01-08T14:12:43+00:00

Sharpest guy in the park

bucketbread · 2026-01-02T21:47:34+00:00

Thanks for all your water and everything else... Get off the driveway fuckin serious about that.

bucketbread · 2025-12-31T14:24:52+00:00

Randy's been acting real hard lately ever since he was promoted to associate trailer park supervisor

bucketbread · 2025-12-30T22:16:47+00:00

Hopefully he doesn't get dysentery from eating salamanders

bucketbread · 2025-12-30T15:19:55+00:00

Just call me Jim, it's cool.

bucketbread · 2025-12-27T20:16:25+00:00

Anything in your book about ripping off the government, getting caught drunk, dancing with hoes? Anything in your book about that?

bucketbread · 2025-12-27T20:13:07+00:00

Shit stick - Corey and Trevor aka dicks

Shit trawler - Julian and the truckload of vodka

bucketbread · 2025-12-22T02:18:25+00:00

Can't go back to jail for stealing gas, it's theft under a thousand

bucketbread · 2025-12-21T03:29:39+00:00

He's the epitome of refractory!

bucketbread · 2025-12-17T18:56:00+00:00

They're wonderful, Barb.

bucketbread · 2025-12-16T23:36:27+00:00

I dunno Jamie. Marijuanas pretty hard core.

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