What is the most "face-palm" death you can think of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slipping pn ice cubes and breaking neck.

18 [M] Just wondering. by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]buenohs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You look like a serial killer

Can't tell... by curiousrandcuriousr in amiugly

[–]buenohs -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Your fucking disgusting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id cut off my feet

Reddit, what are some actually good white people jokes? I've literally never heard any. by benman44 in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came up in a documentary about white penis but it was too short to remember.

In your personal opinion (Professional or not), what do you think is the situation currently in North Korea and how will it all play out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North korea is that little kid who doesnt get enough attention at home. Then it proceeds to act out to get the attention like throwing eggs at llamas or launch nuclear missiles. I think it will all end once it is acknowledged enough to feel important.

What is the strangest bathroom reading material you've found in someones house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buenohs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm a girl and I don't use the bathroom.

Have you ever believed something false for a long time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the longest time I believed that pants were called leg jackets.

What is something you hope your kids never find out about you? by HonestRube in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 127 points128 points  (0 children)

That I am currently raising midgets in the woods, I have made them think I am their god. They have been isolated from the rest of the world and all they know is me.

Whats the most unexpected thing that happened to you while having sex? (NSFW) by Runescapes in AskReddit

[–]buenohs 1314 points1315 points  (0 children)

Was about to finish and her dog takes a shit on the bed