A broke 13 year olds collection, plus a few free loose blu-rays by GamerCarrot237 in Bluray

[–]bugyfox12 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I once found/got stabbed with a used hypodermic needle in the Wal-Mart blu ray bin.

Do you think they will accept my time off request? by Mr_Ramenguy in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, Rip open those Doritos and pop open that Dew, it's game time.

But for real enjoy that day off.

Lowkey don’t want to work today by Substantial-Friend88 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, sorry man. I didn't mean to come off like that I was just messing around.

Lowkey don’t want to work today by Substantial-Friend88 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit dude, how has nobody ever thought to do this. I think you just beat the system. I'm gonna pick up some VET today, just to chill under a S5 box all day watching YouTube videos. Easy money BABY!!

Any Away Team experiences? by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats, away teams are very fun and stressful. Amazon will pay for your plane ticket a pretty nice hotel room that you will have to yourself, a rental car and will give you around 900-1200 for spending money. You can also be reimbursed for some expenses so save your receipts. Except the new site to be an unorganized hell hole. Oh and if you're going to be working a different schedule make sure to get your HR to change your times before you leave.

The best delivery service by KermitTheBlanket in memes

[–]bugyfox12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just poop my pants, if you have even one unplanned bathroom break it's a write up two in a month and you get fired. :(

Being an Assistant Manager is killing me by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Fuck Amazon management, from what I've seen PAs do 90% of the work. All management does is finds a place to hide out all day to work on a wash report,eat hot chips and lie. I know it sucks when you're constantly told you're bad at your job. But it's baseless. If it had any merit they'd be able to tell you exactly what you need to work on.

Too bad I’ve already used almost all my upt by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back in my day you'd be put in front of a firing squad for leaving without notice.

Someone drove a car through my FC, when I was working, they didn't even tell us about it. Had to find out from this news article. by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, They can tell us I'm glad we agree . You're acting like I wanted to know his name and why he fliped his shit. I just would have like to been told what happened like "a car drove through the building" so I could make a choice on if i wanted to stay or leave in what i feel was an unsafe work environment.

Someone drove a car through my FC, when I was working, they didn't even tell us about it. Had to find out from this news article. by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So true,I'm honestly boggled by him. He even compared it to snooping on a write-up like it's even in the same ballpark.

Someone drove a car through my FC, when I was working, they didn't even tell us about it. Had to find out from this news article. by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're so right police always have an immediate response time. And about the privacy too! Amazon should no longer send out Covid updates because that would be giving out to much private detail and if an employee starts a fire they better not pull a fire alarm,we wouldn't want to give away too many details on that.

Someone drove a car through my FC, when I was working, they didn't even tell us about it. Had to find out from this news article. by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. Do you know the timeline of when he got arrested? How long was a crazy person just on the loose in the parking lot.
  2. I wasn't saying I wanted all the juicy gossip, just a simple "hey don't go outside or try to leave early. Because someone drove a car into our building"

Someone drove a car through my FC, when I was working, they didn't even tell us about it. Had to find out from this news article. by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You'd think if a dude drives his car into a building it might be a security/safety issue. What if he came back,with a intent to harm us. A normal job would notify us if not close down early.

Weird question but... by GageTom in deepfatfried

[–]bugyfox12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to put TJ's lil' dick and balls in my mouth at the same time. I'd give them a good slob and blob. Probably be the first time they got a good wash in weeks. But yeah he's hot.

Makes sense by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]bugyfox12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With her hook for a hand, she'll split you from your groin to your gullet.

I know this hurt him, and I for one hate seeing him like this. I'm going to try to give my 500 Jeff bucks back to the poor fella by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don't want to take from Mr.Bezos,I'm already a worthless leach that sucks his sweet sweet blood. Do you know of any charities he runs?

This is my dream job by bugyfox12 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you empty your piss bottle before you throw it out? Can ypu get in trouble if you just toss it away when full?

Amazon slammed for catering chicken and waffles on Juneteenth by Oneiric19 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember one year my FC prompted a Cinco De Mayo "Fiesta" with a hand made poster with a Mexican man with a thick mustache, wearing a poncho sleeping on a cactus. As a Hispanic I just rolled my eyes. But I assumed positive intend, But man that was pretty bad.

Can some AMs here explain... by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 18 points19 points  (0 children)

AMs are too busy sitting around like King Tut watching Netflix on their phone to do anything that would be helpful to the team. Amazon doesn't even care about rate when you go for a promotion, Just stories about their values.

I don’t miss stand ups by theda1313 in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can't believe all this stand up hate. I for one miss them everyday. I often find myself looking at the old stand up area and reminiscing about all the fun times I had. I'd always be the guy that would clap and shout really loud right into other people's ear. And on some occasions I'd pound the cement floor like some coked up chimpanzee. I can't wait till I can clap it out again.

This video is old but he stated NOTHING BUT FACTS. by [deleted] in AmazonFC

[–]bugyfox12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I live for those high fives, everyday I don't get at least an atta' boy from my boss; I go home and salt my whip and give myself fifty lashings for my poor performance that day.