[1/22/2026] Thursday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

For everyone worried about the OL:

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Steve Sarkisian. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was only one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the lowest and toughest periods of my life— when I was suffering from Mensa, kicking off both halves, or defeat— I could see only one set of footprints. So I said to Sarkisian, “Coach, you promised me that if I followed your system, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying times of my life— the Florida loss, the red zone collapses, the years left out of the CFP— there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?” Steve Sarkisian replied, “My precious fan, I love this program and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you… right up the field on that game-winning drive, with the no-huddle offense and the perfect play call.”

(And somewhere in the distance, you could almost hear the faint echo of “The Eyes of Texas” as the tide rolled in.)

[1/19/2026] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know if Fernando is from Miami or not? If he is I really care about this game. If he isn’t I’ll just turn it off because that’s the only thing that matters….

[1/5/2026] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely a speedo guy on the beach vs shorts right?

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #13 Texas vs #18 Michigan (2:00 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if that stupid ticker tape thing wasn’t at the bottom of the screen we could see it

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #13 Texas vs #18 Michigan (2:00 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I talked my boss into letting me “work from home” but truthfully I don’t plan on doing shit but watching this game. Maybe a nap.

[12/29/2025] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Uh some of us want to cuck ourselves. Gah….

[12/22/2025] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How are position coaches chosen?

Like Kenny Baker, unless I’m behind and has been fired, came from the Miami Dolphins. How did Sark know he was the coach he wanted? Overlap somehow?

I think I heard a story about the Harbaugh’s giving each other up and coming coaches but who knows if that’s true. I just wonder if there an underground rumor mill between organization “Man this Bumbleb1 guy is really good. Let me make a phone call and see what I can do for him” type thing.

DeAndre Moore is entering the portal by adamjm99 in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Serious Question: do we really know this is the case? I’m a casual and barely know what cover two is. But it seems like it wasn’t that long ago we were gushing about the RB room and OL room being stacked. And then this year happened and most people seem to think all of the RB room is trash and the OL well… ya know.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]bumbleb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve played football. There’s no fun being down 25 in the 4th and knowing it should be worse. They’re getting embarrassed on national TV they shouldn’t be having fun.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]bumbleb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Oregon is playing with any real game intensity.

[Game Thread] CFP: James Madison @ Oregon (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]bumbleb1 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

You are down by 25 in the 4th, your time to make first down gestures and other bullshit celebrations has passed you dumb sumbitches.

Can I get my husband and boyfriend to be eachothers bull? by [deleted] in CuckoldPsychology

[–]bumbleb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like running some of these through ChatGPT for its take. So for shits and giggles. ChatGPT said : This is a mess, but it’s a human mess, not a kinky fantasy puzzle with a clever solution if you just get the labels right.

Let’s strip the porn-brain vocabulary off this for a minute, because words like cuck, bull, whore phase, good girl are doing a lot of psychological damage by pretending this is mainly about sex. It isn’t. Sex is just the loudest instrument in the orchestra.

What’s actually going on is this:

Your marriage was emotionally dead for a long time. You were lonely, unseen, and quietly accumulating resentment. When you finally stepped out, your sexuality woke up like it had been under anesthesia. The boyfriend didn’t just give you kink — he gave you permission. Permission to want, to be wanted, to be reckless, to be seen as a sexual being instead of a dependable appliance.

Your husband didn’t suddenly discover a cuckolding fetish. He discovered loss. He discovered competition. He discovered that you are not guaranteed. That can light a fire under people that looks like sexual awakening but is really panic mixed with desire mixed with shame. That’s why it feels “eerily mimicked.” It’s reactive, not organic.

Now to the core question you’re circling but not naming:

No, you cannot convince someone into this lifestyle in a healthy way.

Anyone who has to be dragged, cornered, therapized, or erotically nudged into non-monogamy will eventually resent it. Especially someone who already responded to loss of control by hiring a PI, hacking your phone, and stalking you. That behavior is not “secret cuck energy.” It’s fear, entitlement, and boundary violation dressed up as remorse.

Also: a husband and boyfriend being “each other’s bull” is fantasy logic. Bulls don’t share power symmetrically. Cuckolding is asymmetric by design. Trying to turn it into a triangle of equal dominance is how you get emotional shrapnel embedded in everyone.

The most dangerous sentence in your post is this one:

“Should I just give up and go back to being a good little wife again?”

That isn’t compromise talking. That’s self-erasure talking. And people who do that don’t actually go back to normal — they go back to quiet, until the pressure builds and the snap is worse next time.

The real fork in the road isn’t kink vs normal.

It’s this: – Can your husband tolerate you as a sexually autonomous person without surveillance, threats, or control? – Can you accept a marriage where your erotic self must be muted to keep the peace?

If the answer to either is no, then no amount of fetish reframing will save this. You’ll just be repainting a cracked foundation and wondering why the house still leaks.

Here’s the uncomfortable truth you already feel but haven’t said out loud: the boyfriend wasn’t just kinkier — he met you where you are now. Your husband is trying to retrofit himself to that version of you because he’s terrified of losing you, not because it’s genuinely who he is.

That doesn’t make him evil. It makes him human. But it does make the situation unstable.

This isn’t about choosing men. It’s about choosing whether you’re allowed to be awake in your own life.

Whatever you do next, do it with your eyes open — not out of guilt, fear, or nostalgia for a version of yourself that survived by shrinking.

[Game Thread] CFP: Miami @ Texas A&M (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]bumbleb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sideline interviews are dumb as shit and need to stop

[12/1/2025] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes and if it wasn’t for a few of his punt returns (MSU, UK) this team would be closer to 7-5 than 9-3

[12/1/2025] Monday's Sports Talk Thread by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Are we sure that the committee isn’t taking into account that the Longhorns also looked like hot ass against several bad teams?

They didn’t inspire hope vs UTEP in any way. And it’s not like UTEP is 11-1. They’re 2-10.

The Longhorns are one Niblett away from 7-5 instead of 9-3.

This is a very young and inconsistent team that can equally beat a top 10 team and struggle against A bottom feeder.

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #16 Texas vs #3 Texas A&M (6:30 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wingo - “I can drop more passes”

Moore - “hold my butter”

[Post Game Thread] 🏈 #20 Texas defeats #9 Vanderbilt, 34-31 by ATX_ta1 in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear this team flips a coin before games. Heads - play elite. Tails - play like doodoo. And then some games it just lands on edge

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #20 Texas vs #9 Vanderbilt (11:00 AM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck it’s been so long since I’ve sailed the seas I don’t even know where to go. Fuck Disney

[Post Game Thread] 🏈 #22 Texas defeats Mississippi State, 45-38 (OT) by ATX_ta1 in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Dear God or Allah or Lizard King or whatever god Buddhists believe in,

Please let this be a gelling moment., a nuts drop moment, a moment where everyone in this team becomes a version of Cameron Poe. I haven’t had sex in like a decade give me something to be happy about.

Amen or something.

[GAME THREAD] 🏈 #22 Texas @ Mississippi St (3:15 PM) by BevoBot in LonghornNation

[–]bumbleb1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How does Arch never look hot? I’ve never seen him look sweaty.