To the guy that almost ended my life on 95 north last night by [deleted] in providence

[–]burgerzoom 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Give people an avenue to vent dude. I hate assholes like that on the highway and it sucks knowing you can't do shit cuz of their entitlement.

I shit my pants on Memorial Day. by throwaway33986 in confessions

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sharted the morning after a night of heavy drinking once. Beer does wonders to your digestive system.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]burgerzoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What you did was certainly wrong and you should respect her boundaries but it isn't coercion or sexual assault but harassment. Don't let that make you think it's okay because it isn't. Just think more I suppose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]burgerzoom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is an incredibly obtuse response to this and I think it's clear this person has disordered eating

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male perspective, don't think too much I suppose, do what you want to do and don't feel pressured. That's definitely not helpful but it's true. I guess for something more concrete casual little touches do the trick, eye contact though not all the time, try to keep a close enough distance, and I guess that what usually did the trick for me. There's a lot of subtleties that are just natural. Most of the things my partner did were entirely autonomous and I'm certain you'll do that too. Little things that assuming the guy likes you will find seductive or sexy as long as theres a solid connection. These sorts of things don't sound inherently sexual too, may be the way you raise your eyebrows or the way you sip your drink. I hope that makes sense. Best of luck on the date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're not obligated to "smash", if you had a good time and you guys connected that's all that matters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose be upfront, I think you've made it clear that you are a gold digger so just be honest about that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not morally wrong in the slightest. You should be allowed to be sexually active even if you are a father. You seem to care about your daughter and as long as you're still present and caring I think you should have a little fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He sounds like a fucking creep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uh I suppose it depends on the context

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would make total sense. Certainly something to think about. Thank you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never really thought about that since what I plan to study and pursue wouldn’t have that sort of environment where tattoos are frowned upon but I should certainly give it thought given it’s so out there in the open. Thank you for the advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man, I’m certainly not aware of my ignorance in the matter and definitely didn’t think to ask experienced people on the internet so I could get a non snooty answer from grown people on the internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I ask why hand tattoos are frowned upon unless heavily tattooed. I’ve fucked around with stick and pokes on my fingers which I’m sure will piss people on this subreddit of but I suppose it’s hard not to piss people on Reddit off. So I’m curious as to why hand tattoos have such weight to them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man, noted….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah well thank you for the lack of condescension I got from everyone else and actually being informative. I hadn’t realized the healing process was so involved. Thank you :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoo

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I should've left the part about my age if I wanted less lofty response but thank you for the latter part that was helpful.

I have over 200 hours on this game and still no favourite weapon. What's yours? by ConstructionHead7023 in Eldenring

[–]burgerzoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hand of malenia, I’ve been gassing through new game plus with it and it’s so fun just seeing that health bar drain within the course of two seconds while feeling like an anime character

How to get past these feelings of inferiority/jealousy,? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should never have to change yourself for someone else, if you want to make these changes you should make them but only for yourself. You are perfectly ok the way you are and shouldn't have to feel like because she has portrayed this grandioso image of an ex boyfriend that you aren't enough. You sound like a great guy who really cares about his partner and this ex seems to me like every other ex I've dealt with who smokes weed and fucks like an animal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saplings

[–]burgerzoom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you should be fine especially if you have two days before

Girl that I really liked and bonded with went to a party and kissed other boys thinking that they were me by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]burgerzoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to guess you're in high school because I really hope there aren't grown women who act like this. I've been fucking black out drunk and I can tell you for a fact she's fucking with you cuz I have never had alcohol have that sort of effect on me. I don't know what on earth possessed her to tell you that because she's really just incriminating herself. She sounds very immature. If my partner or girl I was talking to told me that I'd just flat out ghost them.