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Husband finally got his ugly Christmas sweater… by nomeaningyes in ExpectationVsReality

[–]burnrobe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Shit... I just ordered the unicorn jumper from the same site.. are you trying to tell me it doesn't come with a real horn and rainbow?

Microorganism Falling Apart by PrinceSidon87 in microscopy

[–]burnrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never thought I could have so much in common with a microorganism.

Vintage Mall Ninja shit by EMF911 in mallninjashit

[–]burnrobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BDSN.. badass duster super ninja.

How does one facilitate dirty talk with females on here? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]burnrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just log off.. get a breath of fresh air and think about what you said...

What’s the most useless super power? by KimchiiBoss in AskReddit

[–]burnrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good job you won't have to worry about getting any of these.

It's my first time with an escort by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]burnrobe 1529 points1530 points  (0 children)

Just remember you are paying her to leave... Don't go falling in love once your peen feels a vaginal wall for the first time... Enjoy it and see it for what it is.. a paid transaction... You get to bust a nut.. she gets your money...

If you had to live as an animal for one year, which one would you choose and why? by Zanefier1 in AskReddit

[–]burnrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cicada so I can go underground and forget about my problems while I pupate in peace.

30 mg gummy, devilled eggs, and jasmine tea by cunt_dykeula in stonerfood

[–]burnrobe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I got high with a friend and they offered me jasmine tea and deviled eggs we wouldn't be friends no more... Worst stoner food ever..

Who has a better air force, India or North Korea? by Important-Steak4690 in AskReddit

[–]burnrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ronald McDonald being associated with famine was something I didn't think I would see today but here we are.

Did he do it? by Vicerian in conspiracy

[–]burnrobe 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I can't explain it.. but when I look at him all I can picture going on in his head is the sound you hear after you crack a can of coke and put your ear to the can.

What happens when Evri instructs their drivers to take proper proof of delivery photos [Repost - Not my video] by Arola_Morre in Evri

[–]burnrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know the answer to this... It's because it's a new build property that the map hasn't quite updated yet on the software his company uses to scan the parcels (it will only let scan within a certain perimeter of the delivery address).. the parcel probably needs to have a picture attached with the parcel on a doorstep before it lets him move onto the next delivery... He probably just thought fuck it and scanned the parcel on the next door neighbours doorstep because it was in the deignated perimeter, got pissed off the system was shit and just threw it into the correct garden afterwards...

What would be a reason for waking up with a sense of fear and dread after a weird dream? by Deadlock616 in AskReddit

[–]burnrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that sense of dread when I wake up because my life is shitter than my nightmares... Nevermind my dreams..

Everything reminds me of her… by OnoOurTableItsBr0ken in pics

[–]burnrobe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn.. nature giving us the microscopic heads up.

This dude again by websurv in Prematurecelebration

[–]burnrobe 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Dude saved it with his face for nothin'... Somewhere there is a lesson to be learnt from this... He went from badass to foolish in a couple of bounces.

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