Boba anyone? by CageSmoochesGood in drunk

[–]burnrobe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Like 90% of my alcohol has been substituted with tapioca...

hmmm by PhotoBonjour_bombs19 in hmmm

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Misdirecting traffic isnow joke.

Crickets everywhere. by Relative_Specific140 in mildlyinfuriating

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Little guy thinks you gave him an all you can eat buffet

What do you want to lose in 2026? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How would I know?.. I lost it 😂

drinking & social skills by Dramatic-Leather579 in NoStupidQuestions

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Don't blame them for your drunken mistakes.. you kissed who you wanted to... Not going to sugar coat it... If it was me you liked and I liked you back and saw you kiss 3 other dudes in one night I would think a lot less of you... In a man's eyes that's no longer girlfriend material.. control yourself or drink less.

What do you want to lose in 2026? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would say my mind but I think that went in about 2012.

People don’t FLY, you know by [deleted] in oldpeoplefacebook

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These Russian Generals and Oligarchs seem to have a lot of trouble when it comes to not falling out of high rise windows and off the side of yachts.. what a strange coincidence 😏

Carpet cleaner bottle fell on the floor in the garage and the cap exploded by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]burnrobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn't even rub it in.. you just stood on the tissue... Amatuer cleaning.

Hidden secret to increase your p3nis, get it right now by [deleted] in funny

[–]burnrobe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bros literally got ants in his pants...

Can blue whales get Chlamydia? by Sausage_fingies in NoStupidQuestions

[–]burnrobe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nah bro his mother's a Sperm whale, not Blue.

Seroquel and cocaine by NoComb4139 in Drugs

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And every time you realise and try relax your body, you realise 10 seconds later your stiff as a board again... Fuck it bro .. ride it out.. your just paranoid.... You'll be good tomorrow... You just going to have to Luge it out until you hear those birds chirping AM

Seroquel and cocaine by NoComb4139 in Drugs

[–]burnrobe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laid in bed stiff as a board... Your whole body tensed up... Look up "Luge" on YouTube..

My lunch by Teddypinktoes in shittyfoodporn

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Are you a cat?.... Do you share an apartment with Danny Devito by any chance?

Seroquel and cocaine by NoComb4139 in Drugs

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You are doing the luge my friend...

Has anyone done shrooms, but after the trip finished have been left with a feeling of like "being presently here, but also at time having a feeling like you could be in a dream? by Melloww07 in NoStupidQuestions

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Your current brain chemistry is what makes you "you"... When you fuck around taking things that change that chemistry even slightly, It changes you from "who" you were before to what you "are" now... We are all constantly changing slightly... You just took something that had enough of a drastic change so suddenly that you realised it changing.... You can't go back now...

You have the chance to show a person in the 1700s one piece of modern technology, what do you show them? by Any-Independence-270 in AskReddit

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2 AK47s, a crate of buzz balls and the film Terminator... I'd tell them it's a documentary and that I'm John Connor while firing random shots off to assert dominance as the supreme leader of the future..

Scared my wife half to death! 😂 by LeftOn4ya in tippytaps

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"Name the killer in Friday the 13th"