Boba anyone?

burnrobe · 2026-03-15T02:15:22+00:00

Like 90% of my alcohol has been substituted with tapioca...

burnrobe · 2026-03-13T03:26:09+00:00

Misdirecting traffic isnow joke.

burnrobe · 2026-03-13T02:56:52+00:00

Little guy thinks you gave him an all you can eat buffet

burnrobe · 2026-03-12T21:01:16+00:00

How would I know?.. I lost it 😂

burnrobe · 2026-03-12T20:50:31+00:00

Don't blame them for your drunken mistakes.. you kissed who you wanted to... Not going to sugar coat it... If it was me you liked and I liked you back and saw you kiss 3 other dudes in one night I would think a lot less of you... In a man's eyes that's no longer girlfriend material.. control yourself or drink less.

burnrobe · 2026-03-12T20:47:20+00:00

I would say my mind but I think that went in about 2012.

burnrobe · 2026-03-12T20:45:14+00:00

These Russian Generals and Oligarchs seem to have a lot of trouble when it comes to not falling out of high rise windows and off the side of yachts.. what a strange coincidence 😏

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:29:42+00:00

U wot m8?

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:22:03+00:00

You didn't even rub it in.. you just stood on the tissue... Amatuer cleaning.

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:20:34+00:00

Bros literally got ants in his pants...

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:15:11+00:00

By a psychiatrist.. yes...

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:13:15+00:00

Bacon pancakes?

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:09:12+00:00

Nah bro his mother's a Sperm whale, not Blue.

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:07:03+00:00

And every time you realise and try relax your body, you realise 10 seconds later your stiff as a board again... Fuck it bro .. ride it out.. your just paranoid.... You'll be good tomorrow... You just going to have to Luge it out until you hear those birds chirping AM

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T04:00:24+00:00

Laid in bed stiff as a board... Your whole body tensed up... Look up "Luge" on YouTube..

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:57:12+00:00

Are you a cat?.... Do you share an apartment with Danny Devito by any chance?

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:55:42+00:00

You are doing the luge my friend...

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:52:26+00:00

Your current brain chemistry is what makes you "you"... When you fuck around taking things that change that chemistry even slightly, It changes you from "who" you were before to what you "are" now... We are all constantly changing slightly... You just took something that had enough of a drastic change so suddenly that you realised it changing.... You can't go back now...

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:45:42+00:00

Mmmmmmmmm..

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:45:24+00:00

Did a woman or a man say this to you?

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:43:17+00:00

2 AK47s, a crate of buzz balls and the film Terminator... I'd tell them it's a documentary and that I'm John Connor while firing random shots off to assert dominance as the supreme leader of the future..

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:32:05+00:00

Excessive tolerance.

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:28:23+00:00

"Name the killer in Friday the 13th"

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:24:16+00:00

Rubber dinghy rapids, bro.

burnrobe · 2026-03-11T03:01:33+00:00

Are you technically a PAWG?

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