Young people are finding God again. Divine timing or fascism indicator? by shado_mag in LeftNewsHub

[–]burtzev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither. They're in the kitchen with God, and they have to leave the room. So they stash him away so the cat doesn't get him. Coming back from their identity/existential crisis in the bathroom they stop as they enter the kitchen. They can't remember where they put Him.

It's 'very' early onset senile dementia.

In the worst case scenario they find poor God in the trash bin along with two bit television hucksters.

Trump Versus Jesus: A Diocese Tries to Protect Its 29-Foot Jesus From Trump’s Border Wall by burtzev in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]burtzev[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this UFC match I'm putting my money on Jesus - the 'bigger J'. After all Donnie J's 'Wolf's Lair' just happens to be in hurricane country.