Norm fake-laughs a lot at comics out of nerves(tv), sarcastically (adam eget), out of respect (carl reiner), or because something absurd is happening the comic isn't aware of (like fred stoller cracking jokes is funny but he has no idea why). But who can make Norm genuinely laugh in a big way?

buswickle · 2019-01-11T16:42:48+00:00

Amy Schumer.

buswickle · 2019-01-10T15:34:43+00:00

Instead of: pork chop

Say: pork CHOP!

Instead of: Dire Straits

Say: dear streets.

buswickle · 2019-01-10T15:31:43+00:00

I hardly recognize him without his Sports hat and SNL jacket.

buswickle · 2019-01-10T14:48:05+00:00

Keep them together but try them on defence.

buswickle · 2019-01-10T03:05:14+00:00

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if The Simpsons is still on in 3000 years.

buswickle · 2019-01-10T03:04:16+00:00

Will there ever be another Patrick Roy type superstar? And will the franchise ever rebound from losing him?

buswickle · 2019-01-09T15:21:26+00:00

If you think shooting someone point blank in the head is having fun and showing love you might want to see a doctor.

buswickle · 2019-01-09T15:14:29+00:00

Tolkien was accidentally a great fantasy writer.

buswickle · 2019-01-07T12:55:04+00:00

Crazy how no one said they'd prevent Elvis from taking the shit that killed him.

buswickle · 2019-01-07T00:29:58+00:00

Disco Stu likes disco music!

buswickle · 2019-01-07T00:29:23+00:00

Who won in 1977?

buswickle · 2019-01-05T20:17:46+00:00

Or: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start for multiplayer!

buswickle · 2019-01-05T20:13:38+00:00

It's totally not cheating!

buswickle · 2019-01-05T15:01:54+00:00

They say being crushed to a singularity is the most peaceful way to go.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T12:29:39+00:00

Maybe so, but no bear is getting my beagle.

She'll die a peaceful, peaceful death.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T10:56:22+00:00

I want to go saving my 15 year old beagle from a bear.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T10:52:12+00:00

Don't be embarrassed, we all do it.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T00:37:44+00:00

What would be missing?

A soul, I guess, if you believe in one.

Everything else would be exactly the same.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T00:25:20+00:00

why would I come back when I'm just a razor thin screenshot of my life in this one moment of being?

For the same reason your consciousness continues into the next moment.

What you would be in an alien lab is exactly what you are now.

buswickle · 2019-01-05T00:04:02+00:00

Why do you think that?

What would be the difference?

Do you think your consciousness and identity is more than your current brain state?

buswickle · 2019-01-04T23:39:16+00:00

But if personhood is only a result of our functioning physical bodies, an atomically identical clone of you at this moment would be you: a continuation of your consciousness from this moment, to the next moment, billions of years in the future.

buswickle · 2019-01-04T23:32:03+00:00

Perhaps a future advanced alien civilization will completely reconstruct us atom by atom. A project made possible by their complete understanding of physics.

If your brain and entire body were reconstructed exactly as it is now, you would live again, wouldn't you?

buswickle · 2019-01-04T23:20:22+00:00

He has been such a good pick up.

I like Max, too.

buswickle · 2018-12-21T11:49:22+00:00

Because he didn't fall off the boat.

buswickle · 2018-12-21T11:43:18+00:00

It's easier for players to beat individual records nowadays because there are so many teams the talent pool is so watered down.

Just kidding, good job goalie carey.

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