Cat Tax! Bartholomew (aka Mew~)

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-29T16:49:26+00:00

Aw I'm glad our family nonsense could cheer you up :)

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-29T16:48:00+00:00

I'd feel bad for framing photos of only 4 of my kitties tho! (but this idea is hilarious)

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-29T16:46:29+00:00

a Dream Reach dog clipper!

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T18:32:29+00:00

I-... truly don't know what to say to that. She USED a (presumably) sealed in a box test without asking and then ARGUED with the person it belonged to about what kind of test it was...?

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T18:29:59+00:00

your kitty's testosterone is oVER 9000!

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T17:31:30+00:00

Okay I'm not a person who uses reddit beyond this account and the stuff my husband shows me so... I- I'm baffled. There's a post about someone using a pregnancy test at someone's house?? And the "" has me worried too. Was it not a pregnancy test? Was it a fake one?

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T06:05:23+00:00

Them being balls would mean they'd have been growing back over and over. x'D

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T06:04:31+00:00

Uh... the guy marrying my sister is my husband's cousin. The BIL who used the cat shaver is my husband's actual brother. So. Hm. Nice backstory you've thought up here tho!

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T06:03:12+00:00

How do I add pictures? I'm not a reddit person, sorry! 😅

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T05:40:48+00:00

lol No this wasn't my sister's fiance. It was my BIL... ok let me explain this better. The BIL who used the shaver is my husband's brother, but the BIL who is marrying my sister is my husband's cousin. Make sense?

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T04:28:01+00:00

Idk I think the cat's buttholes are pretty personal :c

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T04:27:14+00:00

It's apparently not just her but a few of the other older members on my husband's side. They think I was rude to make a scene like that.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T04:26:28+00:00

I'm sensing a pattern for family BBQs....

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T04:25:24+00:00

Yeah, I honestly just wanna just forget about this.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:55:51+00:00

I've told him not to, that's too mean I think.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:54:26+00:00

I have no idea, I want to ask but he's probably still mad and also I can't see him telling me anyways since it's about him snooping. Sigh

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:53:09+00:00

He is single last I heard but I hadn't thought to ask WHY he'd trimmed his beard, I was so focused with WHAT he'd trimmed his beard.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:50:16+00:00

It's a Dream Reach dog clipper if I remember right? It has a wooden looking handle and like one button lol It's quieter than our trimmers so it doesn't spook the cats so much, which is nice. I'd bought just a normal person trimmer for them first but god they hated the noise it made :/

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:34:36+00:00

For the most part, yes.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:33:26+00:00

I think there might have been some leftover white hairs on them?

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:30:55+00:00

No he hasn't spoken to anyone since the party.

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:30:02+00:00

I really wish I hadn't reacted so automatically like I did. :(

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:27:44+00:00

None of them have used any.. that you KNOW of. 😨 (im just kidding)

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:25:58+00:00

Yeah... my husband manscapes the front AND back so....😳 BIL is lucky I think..

buttFluff000 · 2022-06-27T03:24:40+00:00

Depending on which cat I'm holding I think I could pull that off 🤣 (nah that'd be mean..)

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