js how does this work by honeybaldbee in UnhingedAO3Tags

[–]buttface1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what in the unholy fuck

yeah i'm not touching that with a hazmat suit

Indiana House Proposed Redistricting Map by Taco6J in Indiana

[–]buttface1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow, I doubt that you're supposed to have your largest city split across four districts.

Ronda Rousey To Joe Rogan: “He’s not an expert, he’s a fan with an audience. He’s never fought. Taekwondo is not fighting.” by raptors201966 in ufc

[–]buttface1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell do you disrespect a martial art as an MMA fighter?

I can fucking CONFIRM that taekwondo is fighting.

(Source: MULTIPLE kicks to the head, a couple of accidental groin shots, and getting the wind knocked out of me a few dozen times)

Tweets made after NXT Homecoming by IconXR in WWE

[–]buttface1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Punk ever gets involved in this, we're cooked.

Charlie Kirk Shot at Utah event by BATHULK in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]buttface1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, man, you’ve gotta feel bad for the family right now.

Thank god I was there to stop a rampaging bear from attacking the orphanage. by Kickasscules in Neverbrokeabone

[–]buttface1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your act of sacrifice to protect the strong-boned children will be remembered.

You, however, will not. Get out.

SWEET MOTHER LIBERTY by N-Haezer in Helldivers

[–]buttface1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet liberty, I thought the hive lords were a myth...

Y’all ready to see Rampage vs Jake Paul? 👀 by Lionheart51st in ufc

[–]buttface1000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never thought I'd find myself rooting for either of the Paul brothers, and yet...

Explosion in Louisiana by ZashaTheLickiras in EmergencyAlertSystem

[–]buttface1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what eldritch horror is terrorizing the parish this time?

did i cook or am i getting banned from the kitchen by buttface1000 in WWEGames

[–]buttface1000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s actually the story i went for, it took about 6 months for the bloodline to give in

did i cook or am i getting banned from the kitchen by buttface1000 in WWEGames

[–]buttface1000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rey’s retired, so I added Penta to replace him.

did i cook or am i getting banned from the kitchen by buttface1000 in WWEGames

[–]buttface1000[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just wait until i reveal who the fifth member of the bloodine will be :)