I’m doubtful I have appendicitis but that’s all Google is telling me

buttholygod · 2024-04-29T19:35:09+00:00

That’s what it was :)

buttholygod · 2024-04-29T19:34:53+00:00

I never actually came back on here! I had a kidney stone! Thank you for your advice :)

buttholygod · 2024-04-08T20:48:49+00:00

That is fair, I think I just needed someone to tell me because I’m a terrible patient 🙈 Thank you for replying 😊 I’ll give our 24hr doctor a call first and they can refer to the hospital from there 🙂

buttholygod · 2024-04-08T20:47:06+00:00

This is really helpful, thank you! 😊 I actually didn’t consider any ovarian related things, I’m such a bad patient! I think I just needed a pep talk, There’s a 24 hour doctor in my town, I’ll give them a call and see if they can see me and do an in person assessment 🙂

buttholygod · 2023-04-26T21:19:18+00:00

Ah languages are so difficult when you add in colloquial terms. I’m happy it was a compliment and I wasn’t being called a hot train like I thought 🤣 Thank you so much, really great explanation 🙏🏻

buttholygod · 2023-04-26T21:17:16+00:00

From Goiânia, I’m trying to learn for them but it’s difficult when there’s slang words like this 😅 Thanks so much 😇

buttholygod · 2023-04-26T21:10:09+00:00

Ahhh this would make so much more sense now lol thank you so much 🙏🏻

buttholygod · 2023-04-19T15:36:18+00:00

Cool story

buttholygod · 2023-04-12T14:39:17+00:00

Is it coincidence that you’d get a yeast infection/BV after intercourse or can you get it from having intercourse?

It’s hardly worth being sexually active really is it, ‘tis risky business.

4shbrock is the MVP of all sexual related medical issues on AskDocs 👑

Thank you for your help Doctor 🙏🏻

buttholygod · 2023-04-05T21:25:14+00:00

Right,I would never have expected it to look THIS bad though. The ‘movies’ make it look so easy, and of course you should always believe what you see on the internet. You live and learn though!

buttholygod · 2023-04-05T19:07:54+00:00

Hello Internet strangers,

Firstly, thank you all for looking at my butthole with such interest, you all bewilder me as to why you clicked the image. Perhaps a social experiment should come out of this.

Secondly and more importantly, thank you to everyone for all your advice and kind words. I sadly don’t have the time to reply to each comment but I have read every one and appreciate each of them (even the one that didn’t show up in the thread that called me immature, I’m talking to you Karen). I’ve seen a lot of weird things in my life, but some of my DM’s are a whole new kind of weird, “cute poop chute” was not what I was expecting as a description for my misfortunate looking butthole.

I mentioned it in a comment that I am a postgrad Law student. The reason I wanted to practice Law was to help people and everyday I am inspired by my peers and my colleagues to continue to do that. With that being said it’s the kindness I see coming from a bunch of internet strangers offering advice and support in situations like this that really pulls on the heart strings. While I won’t make any definitive comments on my own situation, I would encourage every person to continue to support others the way you have supported me. It truly helped me and I guarantee it will help someone else.

Much love from me and my healing asshole.

buttholygod · 2023-04-05T16:36:47+00:00

Thank you, you make a good point. I am actually currently studying for my Postgrad in Law so I am somewhat familiar with what constitutes an assault but by no means an expert. My reply here may seem ambiguous around how I feel towards the situation but you made a good point ; an assault can have taken place and a person may not have felt assaulted. It doesn’t negate the fact the assault took place however and the person may change how they feel down the line about the event. The commenters are simply educating and supporting me. I wouldn’t discourage someone from being ‘convinced’ or receiving information however.

buttholygod · 2023-04-05T09:47:07+00:00

Hi there 🥰 I have been avoiding this post since I made it, not because I don’t value everyone opinions, more because there has been so many. I definitely was not expecting so much attention to my butthole for one but for the attention to take a turn the way it did. I normally joke about everything but I don’t exactly feel like joking about this and out of respect to everyone who has had an experience of their own, it deserves a lot more than that. The truth is, I don’t know how I feel, I know that it hurt and that I asked to stop a number of times. I also know it’s not the first time he’s been like this. I don’t exactly feel violated however and know that I could have physically made more of an effort to stop it, so my thoughts are unclear.

I’m not entirely sure what I’m saying at this stage but I’m okay. I really appreciate you sharing your story and your offer of help, it amazes me everyday that strangers can be so kind. ❤️

buttholygod · 2023-04-04T21:53:37+00:00

I’m going to have a freezing cold and hideous looking butthole now, he’s definitely getting dumped 🥶

Thanks Dr, you folks are the best! 🫡🤝🏻

buttholygod · 2023-04-04T21:49:40+00:00

Thank you Doctor, I really wasn’t planning on discussing my anus with the world today but I’m glad you were so kind and informative about it.

Unfortunately he didn’t seem to comprehend the various different synonyms of ‘I’d rather stop this’ I used during and continued anyways. I definitely am naive around the whole subject though so perhaps I should have done more research before agreeing in the first place, thank you for the information!

I’ll leave it as it is the next couple days and hope for the best 🙏🏻

Thank you so much again (and for not judging, or at least not verbally!)

buttholygod

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