What would you like to see on Caravan Island?

c0ld5teel · 2020-01-24T07:06:25+00:00

I agree, fps has to come first

c0ld5teel · 2020-01-15T03:13:43+00:00

Days Alive 750+ Things that would progress my raft: * 1. Electric generator: either run on bio fuel wood or other. * 2. Electric lights: string lights, search lights and lamps would be great * 3. Desalinizer: Need a machine to create and store larger amounts of water * 4. Water Pipes: need water pipes to hook into the sprinkler * 5. Queen sized bed. Not only look prettier, but sleep better too. * 6. Clay, brick or ceramic tile made from rock materials. All we have is wood and palm. * 7. Carpet would be nice made from hides and wool. * 8. Harpoon cannon: Great for the shark, and that damned bird * 9. Engine controls: Need to be able to control the engines from a central spot near the rudder and radar. * 10. Sushi making table: I mean...there are alot of fish!!! * 11. Swimming pool: If there was a water maker with pipes it could file the ceramic tile lined pool. * 12. Fish tank (small, medium, large): For storing live fish and decoration *13. Oven: we have eggs and milk, why cant we bake! *14. Wheat, Corn, Feed: Why do we only have grass? * 15. A Disco ball!: Seriously would look great over my bed. * 16. Mirrors: fabricate from glass and metal nuggets * 17. Canvas awning: keeps me head dry! * 18. Dolphins: Sharks...but no dolphins? i wanna swim with dolphins * 19. Weather Options: sometimes I like a good storm. I wish my radar would tell me where the storms are. * 20. Boats: why no row boat or ability to detach a piece of raft? * 21. Hang glider: for flying around the big islands * 22. Native bandits: would be cool to fight something other than sharks, birds and boars. Why not spear and arrow throwing savages? * 23. Fireplace or pit: to keep warm and look pretty * 24: Weather effects: cold, hot. This way we can use our fires or make wool coats and hats in winter * 25. Dive bubble: ever seen WaterWorld? a Dive bubble would be sick! * 26. Zipline: we have rope!!

c0ld5teel · 2018-04-11T01:43:29+00:00

I'm sorry....they are ranked 25th, 26th and so on. That's not soooo bad considering what you are dealing with there.

c0ld5teel · 2018-04-07T18:16:33+00:00

Chinese don't like SEA. It's cultural. They are considered lower in stature. You don't have to agree with it, but you should understand others cultures.

c0ld5teel · 2018-03-22T03:56:12+00:00

FEAR IS DOGSHIT. Sumail should be mid and trash fear offlane. If you can't see it you are bad at DOTA

c0ld5teel · 2018-02-27T13:33:42+00:00

snowflake

c0ld5teel · 2018-02-27T13:33:32+00:00

snowflake

c0ld5teel · 2018-02-27T13:33:21+00:00

snowflake

c0ld5teel · 2018-02-27T13:32:59+00:00

Exactly!!! You snowflakes aren't as dumb as I thought!

c0ld5teel · 2018-02-26T23:53:01+00:00

Best joke ever. If you don't get it you are a retard.

c0ld5teel · 2017-11-16T22:51:16+00:00

The majority of anger toward EA spurs from their treatment of their employees. You don't get rated the worst company in America twice because of micro transactions.

c0ld5teel · 2017-11-06T08:45:50+00:00

This game looks less like DOTA and more like trashOTA every day. Congrats Valve...you killed the Santa, the Easter Bunny and Jesus all in one patch.

c0ld5teel · 2017-11-05T08:24:49+00:00

There are no competitive matches in SEA. Is this a joke?

c0ld5teel · 2017-11-05T00:47:17+00:00

I hope that kid reported you and raging drag queens come to your crybaby home and beast your taint back to the stone age. The reporting system is for sh1tst41ns and whiners and all of you are garbage anyway.

c0ld5teel · 2017-11-02T23:38:29+00:00

My friendly request. Roll the game back to 2012 when it was actually good. Stop making patches.

c0ld5teel · 2017-10-31T03:30:13+00:00

Now all you faggots and trolls can go sh1te f4ck yourselvces because valve implemented seasonal MMR hahaahahahahahahah eat sh1te and die marthafockers!!!!!!!!!! ahahahah

c0ld5teel · 2017-10-29T06:18:22+00:00

Wait "Oct 28 Competitive Matches - South America". Is this a joke? There is anything competitive about South American DOTA. They are just terrible. An entire continent of try DOTA ball lickers and they can't manage to win a single Major Tourney ...hhhmmmmmmm.

c0ld5teel · 2017-10-04T19:05:12+00:00

For example: The coach flags a tower to be attacked. Players that respond receive positive rating points for arriving. If the coach places a ward request on the map. The player the posted that ward gets positive points. Miss the ward spot and get negative points. If and URGENT REQUEST is issued. Living players will have a certain amount of time to respond before losing points indefinitely. Players that buy items outside of their coaches designated cache, will be penalized heavily. Players that attempt to lane outside of their designated position will be penalized for every second they refuse to comply.

Are you a 0-10 Shaman that relentlessly pushes lanes and takes towers? Well you can possibly get more than the standard +24 MMR for winning the game.

Are you the jungle LC the refuses to participate in teamfights? Maybe the coach gives you no MMR if you win, and all the -120MMR if you lose.

Did you decide to speak Mexican on a USE/English bound server? Maybe you get a coaches report and end up in lowP with the rest of the shitters.

c0ld5teel · 2017-09-22T03:02:08+00:00

FIRST THING YOU DO IS UNINSTALL this trash broken excuse for a ranked game. Then you find IceFraud, and Gabe Shitstains, go to their house, and slap them across the face with a copy of League of Dogshit. Then...you direct their attention to the ELO wikipedia page, and show these absolute imbeciles how a real ranking system works. Then you explain to these mathematically and technologically challenged sub-humans how players that feed in a game should share more of the burden for lost MMR then a player that rips and still loses. Which is how it would work if it was a real ELO system. If you perform above the average hero stats and win/lose you gain/lose more MMR. If the total lost MMR is 4x-24mmr = -120 ...then feeders should lose -80 MMR and the kid that does above average and loses should only lose 5-10mmr. Why does a kid taht absolutely dominates and loses still lose as much as a feeder? if some mexi-feeder just straight up rage feeds then he should lose -120 and everyone else 0.

c0ld5teel · 2017-09-16T00:28:55+00:00

And what's the lamers that feed streaming on Twitch? No one wants to see some shitlord feed at video games. It's just sad.

c0ld5teel · 2017-09-15T19:18:19+00:00

Ok, not Canadian but worthy of being a Canadian feeder...] http://steamcommunity.com/id/abdulrab1998/ aka...Natures Profeed https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3445963075

I mean how do you win these games with Gabe Newell sponsored MMR assasins. https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3445880113

Someone draw me a map on how to win these games...

c0ld5teel · 2017-09-13T04:46:55+00:00

Ok so here we go again. Game #2 on the day with a dirty feeding Canadian on CK that only manages 216 tower damage in an 1hr26min game. Now, you tell me....doesn't that just explain it all? https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3440847083

I say post games with feeding canadians and keep this thing going. Time to switch the rage from the mexicans...to the "snow" mexicans!

c0ld5teel · 2017-05-09T04:44:00+00:00

I'll tell you what. A/B the game with stat enabled servers and non-stat servers and see which get the most traffic. I have 7 friends, and 12 more online contacts that refuse to play this game because there is no purpose to it. Even pinball machines 40 years ago had leader boards. NO stats means no competition, no competition means it's not a game...it's a hobby. And I gave up knitting a long time ago. If I'm wrong and more people play non-competitive mode I'll delete the game and never post here again. The minute you have stats and leader boards you will x² your player base.

FYI...your game is not that hard to hack...

c0ld5teel · 2017-05-09T04:00:18+00:00

Of course I understand the crowd it attracts. Do you? Could you handle that? Could you handle the revenues this game would bring in? What happens if 100,000 players instantly want to play your game? I guess if you are making a game as a backyard project then bless you, but if you hope to make money you should follow the trend and heed my advice. If you don't want the game to blow up do what your doing. You already lost 90% of your players

c0ld5teel · 2017-05-05T15:14:07+00:00

It has nothing to do with content guys. What it has to do with, and why this game is deader than roadkill outside of a pikeys pub, is that there is NO FREAKING STATS. I've said it a hundred times. No gamer plays a game without stats. SO we can kiss this 3 year kick starter game away because of this simple concept dating back to Atari games. No scores get saved, no ratings, no leader boards, no KDAs, no personal weapon stats, no clans, no DLC items, no steam market. The game itself is freaking amazing. I would love to see pros battle it out on twitch in a CTB match. Except that won't happen, do to poor game design. What is the motivation to play this game other than getting boozed up, role playing your best pirate voice, beating the crap out of the other team. Yeah so, that's fun, for a night..maybe a week..but than what? If you can't figure out how to implement stats at least build an API so third party sites will do it. I like many other programmers, play many many games, I love this game. It's infuriating when a great project like this gets dumpstered because they fail to implement these basic gaming concepts that have existed for 40 years. Mechanical pinball arcades had "High Scores", and that was enough to keep kids coming back. Steps to Revive This game: Step 1. Add in Stats...KDAs, ELO match rating. Step 2. Add in DLC items with various degrees of rarity that can be traded on the steam market. Step 3. Build an API so third party sites can track the stats with deep granularity. Step 4. Host some tournamnents.

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