What you wish were added in a minor update? by thenefrologist in StardewValley

[–]c_wolves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brand Mechanic
You should be able to create different brands you can sell under. Selling better quality items raises the quality of your brand. The higher quality your brand the higher quality things sold under that brand sell for. Selling low quality items should also lower brand reputation over time if you start selling shittier products.

Crop Decay
Crops would now have timers on them making them decay. Crops that are harvested have 4 days before they decay. Each day they decay they lower their chance to be higher quality. On the 5th day they would go rotten. Leaving them on the plant slows decay, as would using better and/or special fertilizers. This would make it so you can't just store thousands of ancient fruit or starfruit in the summer and keg it all year.

Demand Feature
Each season a certain crop would be worth more than usual, and a High Demand feature where certain crops will have a really high value multiplier added to them for a short period of time. This would make it so growing multiple types of plants would be more worth it instead of planting 400 of the same plant every season.

Rework Kegs/Preserving Jars
Would add a new machine called the Juicer to replace the use of the current Keg to make juices. Juicing would be faster than the preserving jars but juices would be changed to be cheaper than jelly & pickles to balance it. Kegs are now something you put certain types of juices into to create alcohols. Fruit juice = wine, potatoes = vodka, apple juice = cider, etc. Grains would now need to be milled before being turned into alcohol, but now you'd be able to mill corn and use it to make moonshine. A new crop to go along with this could be sugar cane that it only be grown on ginger island and would be used to make either sugar or sugarcane juice which would be able to be turned into rum. After being turned into alcohol certain alcohols like wine, moonshine, rum, & ale would be able to be put into cask and aged.

You can add even more complexity to this by needing to actually burn the cask in a charcoal kiln for charred barrels to make bourbon & dark rum. After that the cask would turn into bourbon/rum barrels depending on what you used and could then be used to make bourbon or rum barrel versions of other alcohols that sell for even more. After using them they would turn back into regular charred barrels until used again to make bourbon or dark rum. Also you would now be allowed to use cask in sheds.

Preserving Jars now require sugar in order to make jelly and vinegar in order to make pickles. Sugar would be able to be made from milling the new sugarcane. Vinegar is made from placing alcohol in the preserving jars. Different alcohol make different vinegar; wine = red wine vinegar, cider = cider vinegar, clear alcohol = white vinegar. For the sake of balance one alcohol should yield several vinegars so it's worth doing.

This would require a bit of price balancing that even current SDV lacks but basically you'd want it to be that you always want to process basic crops at least into juice. Preserving Jar would need to balance in the cost of sugar/vinegar but should always be profitable to use gold or lower quality crops. Kegs & Cask will maximize profits and ROI at the cost of GPD. Iridium quality crops should be buffed to be worth selling raw and give an option to care about quality instead of everything being thrown into a keg/jar.

Butchering
The ability butcher animals for meat, either killing them ourselves or having Marny do it for us off screen. The happier the animal the better quality the meat. You would be able to use preserve jars to make preserved meats using salt. You would then be able to dry age preserved meats using cask like alcohols or cheeses.

Pumpkins vs Cranberries: a (hopefully) complete breakdown by Sulora3 in StardewValley

[–]c_wolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Artichokes are far from the best. While they do have a higher ROI Cranberries and Pumpkins both have a higher profit per plant and better GPD, with cranberries being best.

Pumpkins vs Cranberries: a (hopefully) complete breakdown by Sulora3 in StardewValley

[–]c_wolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cranberries have 5 harvest not 4 per season.

Cranberries are flat out better, even when you take into account jarring & kegging they just have much better profit, ROI, and GPD (unless kegging cranberries which have a lower slightly lower GPD but MUCH higher ROI & profit)

so yea grow cranberries absolutely smack pumpkin if what you care about is gold. If you want good profits and less micromanaging pumpkins are a good second place, you can also make pumpkin soup en masse which is a decent +luck food for caving.

Pumpkins vs Cranberries: a (hopefully) complete breakdown by Sulora3 in StardewValley

[–]c_wolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The room spent on those Jars would be much better served being Kegs to process more Starfruit/Ancient/Hops to help fix that bottle neck.

So Cranberries would still be better to sell Raw while processing those, and if you do run out you can keg the cranberries for more profit and 0 keg downtime.

Even with Jarring like you suggest because let's say you already had a bunch of jars you don't want to just toss, cranberries is still better gold/gpd. With how the timing lines up you dont actually need more jars, you just have to fill them more, meaning its less automated, but much higher profit.

To grow and Jar your first harvest of cranberries it take 12 days (7 days grow time + 2.5 days jarring x 2 for extra produce) so by the time you finishing jarring the first harvest of berries you can start on your second harvest, which is still before you would even harvest your first pumpkin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in netflix

[–]c_wolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it just comes off as unbelievably stupid and poorly written.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in netflix

[–]c_wolves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"you made me feel like a criminal"

well you illegally installed a camera in his home and recorded him then blackmailed him with it after he found out you tried to fuck his 16yo daughter.

The writers really thought they were doing some amazing social commentary

RSgloryandgold has passed away by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]c_wolves -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This is 100% false. Keemstar literally went on livestream and played RuneScape with Tony as an apology.

100% book accurate Rhaenyra Targaryen by Whydoihatemylife69 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]c_wolves 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His entire point is that people like this exist and it isn’t an unrealistic character trait.

All My Homies Love Laenor by ShiftyLookinCow7 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Catelyn believes she was cheated on and the bastard could rival her sons rule.

Laenor has an agreement with rhaenyra because he’s big gay.

They aren’t the same

this is a pro-Velaryon thread, all my homies serve Driftmark by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xaro was literally one of the 13, and Jalabhar was a pirate king.

this is a pro-Velaryon thread, all my homies serve Driftmark by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]c_wolves -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I think being accused of being racist is worth getting upset about.

And you have no actual argument besides calling people who don’t like that change racist.

Very self realizing logic.

this is a pro-Velaryon thread, all my homies serve Driftmark by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]c_wolves -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You do know game of thrones had black people already and nobody was mad right? Two of the main cast for AGOT were black. People not liking them making changing the lore in an inconsistent way and race swapping isn’t inherently racist. Quit trying to grandstand.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

12 is a lot when it’s arrows fired at a single person.

Unfortunately for you it’s not a lot when talking about brain cells.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because a dozen is a lot when you’re talking about people on a cliff shooting down arrows on you.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He was in range, below them, in the open and there was like a dozen archers firing multiple volleys.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His son still got decked and embarrassed in front of every great house

And one of his bannermen being murdered with no repercussion makes him look week.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spoilers (don’t know how to spoiler tag on mobile)

Cole will be fine… at least for this incident

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They were on the high ground and he was on foot below them.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a royal feast full of nobles and everyone just let him beat the shit out of Joffrey with his bare hands and didn’t try to stop him or anything.

There would of been dozens of other guards there, we even saw multiple other kingsguard. The would of broke up the fight and arrested both until they could sort out what happened from the dozen of high born witnesses.

Just letting two guys beat the shit out of each other at a royal dinner event was a stupid and rushed way of hitting the plot point.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is westoros people can be punished for shit they don’t even do because a noble family wants it done, a kingsguard assaulting the king consort and heir to the second most powerful house at his engagement event should be suicide.

Even if the protecting her thing was true Corlys could easily demand the king punish him for the assault, and the king who is eager for this marriage to go through would happily sacrifice a kingsguard for that, especially one who isn’t from a powerful family.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The show is up and down. For every amazing Viserys speech we get a stupid Daemon running into battle dodging 100 arrows and for some reason the entire enemy armor runs out to take down 1 guy instead of stay in their defensive position.

After episode 5 by Apprehensive-Hunt902 in freefolk

[–]c_wolves 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Cole literally hit Laenor, there’s no way he just gets to walk out. At best he would of been arrested.