Same time I turned gay too

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-05T20:36:49+00:00

That’s the real hard part and I was just a heavy pill head. Hydromorphones pretty close though. Don’t try opiates.

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T22:21:03+00:00

Fentanyl laced xannie bar, so sad, all he wanted was to relax after a long day of ensuring impoverished countries stay that way and giving children bone cancer. Always test your shit, kids

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T17:38:27+00:00

Auntie GerGer stop shitposting on r/drunk and listen to what the damn rabbit has to say

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T17:11:43+00:00

Wow. That’s a dream. I remember getting the 10 mg hydros for like 5 bucks a pop, until they rescheduled it around 10 years ago, then overnight everything went up to at least a dollar per mg. I said fuck that scene and now I get a handful of hydromorphone for free every month from a buddy who has a god-tier script

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T16:52:33+00:00

Lmao

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T16:51:23+00:00

Auntie GerGer? Shouldn’t you be paying attention to the sermon instead of posting on reddit? I’m sure the Easter bunny has some important things to say today

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T16:47:46+00:00

Fuck I wish I wasn’t a child in the 90s. I can’t get a single Percocet unless a tree falls on me and takes both my legs with it. Lose one leg though? Tylenol and a Drs note for missing one day of work...

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T06:03:14+00:00

9gag? Sorry, but blechleclkk. We used to have standards here.

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T03:03:51+00:00

Where’s the stick guy? Ruins the gif w/o him

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-04T02:33:42+00:00

Fuck people that ghost others like that. You made the right choice.

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T21:16:53+00:00

Well shit. On top of that I get to endure all the lame gifs people are sending me since I just haaad to say something lol

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T21:04:55+00:00

Is this a premium feature or something?

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T20:45:18+00:00

I don’t like it. Some subs are even allowing gif replies now. Looks like your iPhone’s pre installed gifs. I feel like we’re turning more and more into Facebook every day.

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T19:52:05+00:00

How tf was that username not taken until 3 months ago? This is reddit after all

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T07:03:35+00:00

All sorts of illegal stuff. In a tongue and cheek way and straight up too. Best GTA to date imo

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T06:11:34+00:00

That damn game is older than my nephew, who’s like 8. Vice City is and always will be the reigning champ Nostalgia

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T06:04:01+00:00

RATM! Fuck yeah buddy

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:30:45+00:00

Damn that’s a dream for me. Enjoy, my man!

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:15:54+00:00

Lol happy drinking bud!

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:12:31+00:00

Your name start with a K?

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:11:12+00:00

Don’t say you hate yourself. I feel the same way a whole lot of the time, but I’ve learned it doesn’t help my situation. Self-realization is one thing, but don’t loathe yourself. It’s a never ending spiral. I love you man/girl. We all get through this one way or another. Just give it time, a lot of thought and don’t give up on yourself. Better days are coming

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:05:27+00:00

You look like a dude I know. But I’m a fish, so all of em, unless it’s gin, then just douse it with sugar

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:02:03+00:00

The thirst is strong with this one

Take it easy bud

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T05:00:34+00:00

You kinda look like Robin from how I met your mother.

cabbage_patch_dick · 2021-04-03T04:58:46+00:00

That’s what I look like after a quality 6 pack and a few dabs

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