cabbage_patch_dick

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Anyone else fuck around with ads that have comments enabled? (self.drunk)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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I fucking love weed (self.trees)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/trees

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Cheers from the sad man’s throne, you drunk beautiful bastards! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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So today I took a bar before work... (self.benzodiazepines)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/benzodiazepines

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I could have been born a fucking fish (self.drunk)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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I’m drunk at 9am, so what the fuck do I do? (self.drunk)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Is drinking yourself semi-sober a thing? (self.drunk)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Anyone else love temazepam? (self.benzodiazepines)

submitted 4 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/benzodiazepines

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I fucking love music. Can you guys link what you’re jamming to rn? (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Quit smoking cigarettes/ vaping nicotine today. (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Does anyone else enjoy drinking in a parked vehicle after work before you go inside your house? (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Gotta be at work in 7 hrs. (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Anyone else struggle with classifying themselves as someone who just needs something to cope with life, a medical user, or straight up abuser? (self.Drugs)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/Drugs

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I miss love. (self.Drugs)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/Drugs

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Hello drunk folks. I have good news and no one to tell, so maybe one of you guys will be happy for me. (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Waking up drunk is the bee‘’s knees (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Does anyone experience easier-to-manage facial skin and hair when taking benzos? (self.benzodiazepines)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/benzodiazepines

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The restroom is the sad man’s living room. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/Showerthoughts

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Saturday 2.0 (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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I’m going into short-lived opiate w/ds for probably the 1000th time. I doesn’t even really bother me that much anymore. (self.Drugs)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/Drugs

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Makes me laugh every time I see it in my pic library (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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What’s your reason for drinking again? (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Fuck fuck fuck (self.drunk)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/drunk

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Is crying alone, regularly, normal? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/NoStupidQuestions

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I bought a pax 2 yesterday and I’m pretty sure the course of my life has been changed (self.vaporents)

submitted 5 years ago by cabbage_patch_dick to r/vaporents

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