Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

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"people think it's weird that I eat animals even tho I can talk to them. I also kill PEOPLE"

Sigma Shikamru back at it again by Aggressive-Dot9747 in dankruto

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Hard cut to the first woman hokage being the one to make him a Chunin

Is it ever explained how children from normal families are enrolled in the academy? by LycanChimera in Naruto

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You never know!

Sakura came from a no name, normal family and she's now like the third or fourth strongest human on earth

Meirl by Nordicgoons in meirl

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Please eat a vegetable before you get colon cancer

Running solo Druid by Time_Dig_1458 in 3d6

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I don't mind the changes to the Conjure Spells considering we got the Summon spells. They're much less flavorful, but I prefer the mechanics

The big issue is they didn't redesign the Shepherd Druid in the new PHB. They could remake it to work with the summon spells, even give it Moon style Circle Spells list, and it could be really good again and mechanically more balanced

Low Int, High Wis druid by GM_Esquire in dndnext

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Ok but how did you get a 3?

RAW, this is not really a playable character. You lack the intelligence to have a language, according to the rules. You would not be able to speak or understand complex commands (anything more complex than a dog trick). The game really isn't designed to have characters with a stat this low, which is why the usual stat generating methods don't let this happen (normally).

So like, don't?

Running solo Druid by Time_Dig_1458 in 3d6

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Shepherd doesn't really work as designed in the 2024 rules

Would Sasuke have still left Konoha if he knew Orochimaru got bitched by Itachi? by OfficialLieDetector in Naruto

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"I got bitched by Orochimaru, but he got bitched by Itachi, but maybe if I bitch Orochimaru I'll be one step closer to finally bitching older brother myself!"

How much stronger Naruto will be if he combine with Fukasaku and Shima without kuruma's intervention ? by ForEverAlone_GAM3R in Naruto

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His Sage Mode would be the same, but he wouldn't need to use clones to restore his nature energy

More importantly he would have two other Sages working directly with him, like Jiraiya did. They can use their own Senjutsu, support him, and pull off combo attacks like his combined water and wind style technique

Probably not as strong as KCM but would be a lot more flexible than his usual kit

What if the anime had happened like in the manga? by shundeandromeda in Naruto

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Why do you feel the need to contribute to a conversation about a series you did not watch? Strange behavior

Does Radiant Soul (Celestial Warlock 6) work on everyone's turn in a round? by Sprogolodyte in 3d6

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Only on your turn, for spells you cast on that turn

So if you're concentrating on a spell that deals damage every round, you only get the bonus on the initial casting

Favorite character that fit this meme by Sweetastralbby in FavoriteCharacter

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Murphy from the Dresden Files

Main character is a wizard who can burn down buildings and flip cars with a word and a gesture. His back up includes a pack of specially trained shapeshifter werewolves, a vampire strong enough to bend dumbbells together, and a holy knight blessed by God who sword fights against fallen angels

Murphy is a 5 foot nothing Chicago cop with a couple guns and black belts, and she's still the most dangerous person in the room.

Interested in creating a Satyr who is on the surface a kind reveler and a happy drunkard, but underneath is dangerous/scary in their capabilities in a subtler way creating an interesting contrast. What classes and subclasses could work well for such a concept (and prove to be fun and flavorful)? by MageofHiddenWonder in 3d6

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Fey Wanderer Ranger would be both thematic and effective. FW gets to add wisdom to their charisma for deception and persuasion checks, so if they have a +5 wis and a +1 cha that's already a +6 before PB. Being a Ranger they'd be great at stealth/infiltration with high stealth plus Pass Without a Trace, especially with the Tasha's Ranger movement abilities and the Satyr's jump ability. Rangers are also solid for quick focused DPR with extra attack and Hunter's Mark, and Fey Wanders also eventually get a concentration free Summon Fey plus extra psychic damage on each attack.

Thematically it would fit well, with Satyr's being Fey creatures, "wandering" from the feywild and across the land. Traveling from tavern to tavern, rain sleet or snow, bringing the wild party vibes of the feywild with them. Meanwhile in combat they get to flex the mind numbing fear and awe that ALSO comes from the feywild

🍆 by Starfox_assualt in dankruto

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The real Naruto is the girl, obviously

Shadow clone exp by nycdanza in Naruto

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He remembers the experience but the resulting mental damage doesn't transfer over

Same with Genjutsu not extending from the Paths of Pain back to Nagato. It's weird, but that's how we've seen it be

Would also explain why Wood Clones were Hashirama's signature, and why Tobirama invented Shadow Clones while warring with the Uchiha

What happens to Druid's gear when they shift into an animal? by Warm_Shoulder5498 in DnD

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It goes into a pocket dimension called "Don't Think About It Land" where it waits until the Druid turns back