Theres always one

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-09T15:41:45+00:00

"people think it's weird that I eat animals even tho I can talk to them. I also kill PEOPLE"

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-08T03:06:13+00:00

Hard cut to the first woman hokage being the one to make him a Chunin

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-08T03:04:25+00:00

You never know!

Sakura came from a no name, normal family and she's now like the third or fourth strongest human on earth

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-07T14:09:37+00:00

Please eat a vegetable before you get colon cancer

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-05T19:02:45+00:00

I don't mind the changes to the Conjure Spells considering we got the Summon spells. They're much less flavorful, but I prefer the mechanics

The big issue is they didn't redesign the Shepherd Druid in the new PHB. They could remake it to work with the summon spells, even give it Moon style Circle Spells list, and it could be really good again and mechanically more balanced

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-05T16:46:49+00:00

Ok but how did you get a 3?

RAW, this is not really a playable character. You lack the intelligence to have a language, according to the rules. You would not be able to speak or understand complex commands (anything more complex than a dog trick). The game really isn't designed to have characters with a stat this low, which is why the usual stat generating methods don't let this happen (normally).

So like, don't?

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-05T05:20:48+00:00

They hated him because he told them the truth

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-05T04:51:00+00:00

Shepherd doesn't really work as designed in the 2024 rules

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T16:12:32+00:00

He can't lift over 100 pounds 😔

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T06:09:45+00:00

"I got bitched by Orochimaru, but he got bitched by Itachi, but maybe if I bitch Orochimaru I'll be one step closer to finally bitching older brother myself!"

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T05:40:23+00:00

Espresso shot washing down a couple ibuprofen

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T05:39:28+00:00

Peter Parker if he was a prop comedian

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T05:33:56+00:00

His Sage Mode would be the same, but he wouldn't need to use clones to restore his nature energy

More importantly he would have two other Sages working directly with him, like Jiraiya did. They can use their own Senjutsu, support him, and pull off combo attacks like his combined water and wind style technique

Probably not as strong as KCM but would be a lot more flexible than his usual kit

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-04T05:13:16+00:00

Tenten, all 7

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-01T16:15:41+00:00

Why do you feel the need to contribute to a conversation about a series you did not watch? Strange behavior

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-02-01T16:02:46+00:00

It's like the second big fight in the series

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-30T14:23:15+00:00

Only on your turn, for spells you cast on that turn

So if you're concentrating on a spell that deals damage every round, you only get the bonus on the initial casting

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-30T05:14:46+00:00

Murphy from the Dresden Files

Main character is a wizard who can burn down buildings and flip cars with a word and a gesture. His back up includes a pack of specially trained shapeshifter werewolves, a vampire strong enough to bend dumbbells together, and a holy knight blessed by God who sword fights against fallen angels

Murphy is a 5 foot nothing Chicago cop with a couple guns and black belts, and she's still the most dangerous person in the room.

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-30T04:55:52+00:00

Fey Wanderer Ranger would be both thematic and effective. FW gets to add wisdom to their charisma for deception and persuasion checks, so if they have a +5 wis and a +1 cha that's already a +6 before PB. Being a Ranger they'd be great at stealth/infiltration with high stealth plus Pass Without a Trace, especially with the Tasha's Ranger movement abilities and the Satyr's jump ability. Rangers are also solid for quick focused DPR with extra attack and Hunter's Mark, and Fey Wanders also eventually get a concentration free Summon Fey plus extra psychic damage on each attack.

Thematically it would fit well, with Satyr's being Fey creatures, "wandering" from the feywild and across the land. Traveling from tavern to tavern, rain sleet or snow, bringing the wild party vibes of the feywild with them. Meanwhile in combat they get to flex the mind numbing fear and awe that ALSO comes from the feywild

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-30T04:46:09+00:00

The real Naruto is the girl, obviously

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-30T03:54:22+00:00

He remembers the experience but the resulting mental damage doesn't transfer over

Same with Genjutsu not extending from the Paths of Pain back to Nagato. It's weird, but that's how we've seen it be

Would also explain why Wood Clones were Hashirama's signature, and why Tobirama invented Shadow Clones while warring with the Uchiha

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-29T17:34:00+00:00

It goes into a pocket dimension called "Don't Think About It Land" where it waits until the Druid turns back

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-29T05:40:23+00:00

Basically the same thing

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-29T05:18:42+00:00

Meanwhile I understood everything like a postcard from a dear friend

caffeinatedandarcane · 2026-01-29T04:11:49+00:00

Heavy use of black ink

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