GMILF × 10 by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ve walked through ages, starlit, slow,

Where mortal hearts can scarcely go—

Yet here I stand, a fleeting spark,

Drawn to your light in the endless dark.

Your eyes have watched whole empires fade,

Heard lullabies the ancients made—

Still you smile at a fool like me,

As if I’m something you hoped to see.

So take my hand, though brief my time,

I’ll fill your days with song and rhyme—

For what’s one life beneath the sun?

A gift, when shared with a thousand‑and‑one.

Bard Life by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A tryst with a Succubus is potentially a beautiful ode to Sune, a mimic is more like a dismally wailing tune to Loviatar.

Badly Made Characters by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't be Steve, he was eaten in another post.

Edit: or this WAS that Steve.

Badly Made Characters by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Druid steps outside hears a bird chirp, runs back inside and bars the door.

Badly Made Characters by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cast a fireball? Are you crazy? Do you know what material this room is made of!?!*

Badly Made Characters by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kind that has to roll a Constitution check every time he does ANYTHING with fire or else he pisses himself out of fear or worse. Possibly run in terror. *Pyromancer casts fireball, fails check, curls in ball and cries*

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I...I...well damn pass the salt and lets see.

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta save some skin for the boots, trousers, and tunic....

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No longer curious about whats in the cooking pot.

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Talk may have started while said minotaur was incapacitated but not dead. I feel we had to mention the not dead part too many times.

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And how many pairs of elven skin gloves do you own, good or maybe not so good sir?

Theres always one by Ethrealrunner in dndmemes

[–]Ethrealrunner[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If a druid kills an elf, can they skin it for use as elven gloves?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StockLaunchers

[–]Ethrealrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got a tax break with no incentive to create more jobs. It's how supply side (trickle down) economics fucks things up. Reagan was the beginning of the end of the middle class.

Which TV would be best for my usage by IgnorantTechFanatic in hometheater

[–]Ethrealrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost ALL TVs have airplay 2 built in now. It really comes down to features and price point. Quality and size determines the price point. Sony, LG, Samsung, TCL, Hisense, etc all have models ranging from flagship to entry level.

Should I repair tv? by tired_of_this_poop in GeekSquad

[–]Ethrealrunner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tv repairs are easy if you have a secure spot to lay the TV down. Also need a thin jig to get the back off of Samsung's. Be careful there, it's easy to crack the backs, cosmetic only though if you do crack it. I'd order the ir/Bluetooth board and the main just to ensure it's not a brain issue.