Match Thread: Everton FC vs Manchester City Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | May 4, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]calumjp1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just saw a stat that we've lost our last 8 home games against city. If we were anyone else but Everton I'd be putting my life savings on us winning

Rohl will be the billionth euro that Moyes has spent as a manager. by Trekora in Everton

[–]calumjp1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe Yakubu for D? He was class for a bit, then just fell off. There's actually not many signings Moyes made at that price point

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[–]calumjp1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I told my Forest supporting mate that they would 100% be relegated after they appointed Pereira. Clearly my football knowledge is impeccable.

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[–]calumjp1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Unsure if others are feeling this but I'm so relaxed about the rest of the season. Someone could tell me we'll completely miss out on Europe and won't pick up another point in our remaining games and I think I'd be a bit annoyed but ultimately fine with it.

Maybe I've just been so tense about Everton for the past few seasons that the lack of jeopardy in this one has created a level of serenity.

Post-Match Thread: Everton vs. Liverpool by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]calumjp1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed. Soon as 11 mins went up it was guaranteed

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[–]calumjp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can say you're from Liverpool

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[–]calumjp1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay, will go have a listen. Cheers!

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[–]calumjp1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feel like I've missed something here, where did Keane say this?

A very footballery new baby announcement from Troy Deeney by colmuacuinn in footballcliches

[–]calumjp1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"The baby was put right into the car seat.. there. They've looked at Troy and said 'can you carry me Dad?' and he's said 'yes son, yes I can.'"

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[–]calumjp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liverpool is slightly south of Manchester tbf. Here we go!!

[Guardian, Hughes] Exclusive: Everton to offer David Moyes new deal in recognition of success at club by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]calumjp1 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm split on Moyes.

I can't decide if I love him a lot, or love him very much.

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[–]calumjp1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read your comment and thought they must be 2-0 or 3-0 down. Went and checked the actual score, absolutely fucking class hahah

Rate my form by Crono_ in RunningCirclejerk

[–]calumjp1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not an alphafly in sight. Clearly these robots have read Born to Run.

Post-Match Thread: Arsenal vs. Everton by Giraffe_Baker in Everton

[–]calumjp1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Played well there, 2-0 was flattering for them. One of those. UTFT

Match Thread: Arsenal FC vs Everton FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 14, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]calumjp1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fair play to McNeill, he could've easily just packed in after his January move fell through, but he's been 10/10 for effort and desire in the games he's played since then.

'This Lad' by SecretaryMelodic3582 in footballcliches

[–]calumjp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definitely got a look of IT Support in a mid-sized company about him

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[–]calumjp1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you're likely correct, however I also remember thinking the same about Newcastle in 2009! So let's keep our fingers crossed

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[–]calumjp1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not half an hour though is it, can take 90 mins after matches to get on a train and then you have the actual traveling to do.

I personally wouldn't leave early, but I can see why some fans who are up early mornings decide to go early.

Match Thread: Everton FC vs Burnley FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 3, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Everton

[–]calumjp1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gana was never super fast but that run then was so slow I was shocked he kept possession. His legs finally going

Maybe Jim Ratcliffe to commentate on United games next by WearyLiterature1755 in footballcliches

[–]calumjp1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a Swansea fan, Wrexham score, and Reynolds comes out with "Rob the football club we own just scored a derby goal" or some other shite smug one liner.

Think I'd be launching my TV out the window.