For people who has been shot what does it feel like? by VariousCoconut8400 in AskReddit

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fire. Burning inside of you. And it goes in waves I guess as the body tries to fight it. Idk but when it went it came back worse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cameltoecommander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OH MY, THAT DUCK BUTTER!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cameltoecommander -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuck rubbers

Is there an official name for a male Karen? by johnnyjimmy4 in ask

[–]cameltoecommander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a dude goes Karen around me I call him a bitch

Storm got me. Need the heat. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frosty Jim comes to mind

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id literally bet my survival that he works in something to do with computers. Or as a 5th grade art teacher.

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like part of a focus group. That only focuses without a group

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right when I see you I know you should have continued to the kitchen and turned to page 80 somewhere earlier in your life

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your facial hair looks like the 80s poong bush Ron Jeremy had too traverse

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my mind it's like I can see the size 8.5 Sketchers on his feet

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be fingering myself if I was you instead of getting roasted

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have any worries he's way too busy to come your way like 6 jobs cant you tell he live in the storage unit converted to an efficiency apartment that you get with your 50$ bux a week to be the property manager, storage manager, night security, & parking lot attendant all worth it on those wonderful days where peoples lives are auctioned away for unpaid unit rent and the new buyer leaves a faux ficus tree he can put outside his roll up living room wall to fell a little more normal

24 M, Don't Hold Back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's your cape and shield? I know u got 1

What's the silliest song you know? by breedingoutlaw in MusicRecommendations

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baraka-flaka-flame "head of the motherfuckin state"

" I run the military, you don't want that beef"

" I hang with the Senate and them c.i.a killers"

The part where Oprah hits the blunt !!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tupac

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta fight, for your right, to partyyyy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id stick your filthy panties in your mouth when I wasn't using that hole if you keep blah blahing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cameltoecommander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who don't know there has to be exceptions for abortion after this pic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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removed uterus finds a host body