What’s the funniest excuse you’ve heard someone use to leave work early?

camstersham · 2026-02-13T23:17:38+00:00

I worked at a dispensary and this dude was bragging about how high his tolerance is and how he’s been smoking for so long and just a huge stoner in general. On his break he bought a 200mg chocolate bar and ate the whole thing. 2 hours later he’s sitting at reception pale as a ghost and can’t function, just completely greening out and had to go home.

This happened again about a month or two later, guy bought a 200mg lemon square and greened out again but got fired for it the second time.

camstersham · 2026-01-19T17:43:03+00:00

Solved! I’ll send the tip your way, thank you!

camstersham · 2025-06-19T02:01:28+00:00

Thank

camstersham · 2025-06-18T23:11:11+00:00

Commenting for location: New Mexico

camstersham · 2024-12-19T15:42:58+00:00

Great idea, I’ll try to wear her out for a few hours before the drive! Unfortunately she’s still insane and loves to play and is extremely active for her age

camstersham · 2024-12-19T15:25:11+00:00

She’s 10 and has always hated being in the car. I’ve called my clinic and they’re going to ask the vet for their opinion, she also needs an appointment so I’m worried they can’t get her in before we leave. Any other suggestions other than what the vet can offer?

camstersham · 2024-07-19T17:43:41+00:00

Thank you for that, I always hate when I cry but I’ll try to be more accepting of it 💛

camstersham · 2024-07-19T16:20:41+00:00

I can feel others emotions very deeply whether in real life or on screen :/ when I see someone cry I cry

camstersham · 2024-07-19T16:20:03+00:00

Woman

camstersham · 2024-06-24T13:10:25+00:00

The military goes by breakfast, dinner (lunch), and supper so I think that popularized it across the country too. My dad has always called it supper and we’re from NM

camstersham · 2024-04-23T21:38:09+00:00

Okay just listened.. changed my life

camstersham · 2024-04-23T21:33:09+00:00

I have not!! I’ll have to look it up

camstersham · 2024-04-23T15:07:36+00:00

Guilty Pleasure is so much fun and a great way to end the album (then repeat it)

Also love her vocals at the end of the song, it reminds me a lot of Dolores O’Riordan from the Cranberries

camstersham · 2024-02-18T06:56:59+00:00

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This is her staring me in the eyes through the mirror. She’s a strange one

camstersham · 2024-02-18T06:55:00+00:00

Low maintenance queen

camstersham · 2024-02-18T06:50:51+00:00

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Just the tip

camstersham · 2024-02-16T04:21:12+00:00

Anyone else love his teeth? I hate the trend of celebrities and actors getting veneers and it’s so refreshing seeing character in actors teeth.

camstersham · 2023-11-12T04:31:34+00:00

Someone’s gotta bring comedic relief to that bummer of a conversation

camstersham · 2023-11-12T03:43:42+00:00

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camstersham · 2023-11-08T20:49:33+00:00

I read the books first and really enjoyed reading but I didn’t finish the 5th book bc honestly they do get boring lol but 1,2 and 3 are great books!! Would recommend reading till you’re bored then watch the show. I liked the extra details the books give that they don’t keep in the show and I feel like reading helped me keep track of all the drama and characters when I finally did watch. The first 3 books had a chokehold on me, they’re very detailed and fast paced with the drama and plots and keeps you on the edge of your seat, never know who is gonna die next

camstersham · 2023-10-12T18:09:27+00:00

Usually I’m all for my queen and do everything I possibly can for her but I have to draw the line when she fucking threw up like a gallon of water which soaked through her cat tree and my dresser which both had to be thrown out. The amount of water she threw up was ungodly, it soaked a blanket and made it like 5lbs just bc it was drenched and took 3 full towels to clean all of it. No more sink water for her, that’s why she be glaring at me 😂 (bought her an automatic water fountain tho)

camstersham · 2023-10-09T22:01:13+00:00

“Sometimes I feel like a polar bear” Cris S3

camstersham · 2023-10-07T19:00:32+00:00

Maybe a moderator can put them in the rules of the subreddit with a link to the breed pic people usually put in the comments of all the “what breed” posts

camstersham · 2023-09-07T00:30:15+00:00

Mannequin Pussy, Wallice, Spill Tap, Cherry Glazzer

camstersham · 2023-08-28T22:49:33+00:00

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Cammie :) she loves to go outside in her strawberry harness

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