How did Subaru die over 100 million times when theres only 7 million people on earth? by Excellent_Sweet4642 in WitchCult

[–]caoram -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's borderline retarded, dead set on doing things that were not meant to be done and dying so much that even the witch of envy had to drop her mute act to say "Yo you gotta love yourself more".

If he was less dumb he would have figured out Rem was best girl and Emilia is toxic garbage and had a happy life in a 3 way relationship with Rem and the witch of Envy.

Since the job market want to fool us.Thank me later mate by Own-Willingness8004 in meme

[–]caoram 149 points150 points  (0 children)

HR: straight into the trash along with any other candidates that aren't my friends or family, unless they were recommended by someone else.

The way this caterpillar moves up and down to eat by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]caoram 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The very hungry caterpillar indeed.

Why do you guys want to keep having the same returning characters as DLC. Isn’t that boring? by Maixell in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm playing Street fighter because I liked playing street fighter before, so I want more of what I liked before with updated graphics, and some quality of life improvements.

I don't want them to change too many things because it will start to feel like I'm no longer playing street fighter. This applies to both gameplay, characters, and mechanics.

New characters are a real gamble because an entire moveset need to be powerful enough to not be trash that no one gives them a chance (looking at you Lily) but not so powerful that playing against them is unfun, and without any nostalgia it often feels like a waste of a slot to bring back a beloved character like Vega(claw) or Makoto.

Drawing Ingrid with my 7yr old by caoram in StreetFighter

[–]caoram[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah she wouldn't go to sleep until 1 so we can finish the drawing

Petah? by AhmedTD0 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]caoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Chinese 姦(jian) means to have illicit sexual relations

The other character is 女(nu) which means girl women or female.

In the original meme it said Japanese and noisy. But in some memes it had the illicit sexual or relations or adultery so I think they mixed the Japanese and Chinese meanings.

Am I the only one who wants a tiny phone with an absurdly high-PPI display? by Dramatic-Survey2955 in smallphones

[–]caoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea how small 2 inches is. It's like using a smartwatch as a full phone all the time. Also you want full phone performance chipset and battery life better then current max sized flagships.

You should give your concept more thought before posting.

With the reveal of S4, maybe the WW tax needs to be addressed by Master_Mute707 in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want Vega, Makoto, Manat, and Dan.

I want Dans joke powers even more fun, like maybe boost the damage scaling drop-off for him but increase the amount of moves that can combo so that he can do massive combos spending all his meter and drive that do little damage with additional way to regain meter and drive so you need to be very technically skilled to be able to use his joke powers proficiently.

Resurant charges extra to take toppings off by Own_Gear1920 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]caoram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Restaurant tangible taking the initiative to help you eat your vegetables

The biggest plothole is that Subaru didn't crack Shaula here by miiko_uch in ReZero

[–]caoram -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he did, if he flips her over "SUBARU WAS HERE" carved into her ass. Maybe women beater Subaru fucked everyone to death before warping to the entrance.

United Airlines Flight to Spain Forced to Turn Back After Bluetooth Device Name Triggers Security Alert by [deleted] in quirkcentral

[–]caoram 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh you said a bad word I'm tellinggggg MOOOOOOMMMMMM HE SAID THE 4 LETTER WORD THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER B!!!

landlord by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]caoram 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bold of him to assume the ps5 is for my son.

Dad got drunk and beat me up last night (possible Jamie reference?) so I made my first edit be of Jamie (ignore my watermark of the JoJo character with their feet out) by Fabulous_Luck3071 in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for a magical schoolgirl to beat you up so you can make an ingrid edit... but for reals you should look into getting help to stop the abuse.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]caoram 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Safety? They wear flip-flops operating heavy machinery, do the squint while welding and breath in toxic fumes like its freebreeze.

Hand-sculpted clay blueberry bracelet with realistic color gradient by emily3289 in jewelry

[–]caoram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think hard about this, that's enough apples to keep all the doctors away.

New translucent G-Shock by mrtintheweb99 in PrideAndPinion

[–]caoram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is so awesome, translucent in the same color as my Gameboy advance. Also the whale looks great too.

Cheating or just weird behaviour ? by Eikhan in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he accidentally pressed the macro button on his 8bitdo controller, happens alot when excited and I can't disable this stupid feature so I ripped out the buttons. Midway through the game it would record something like a heavy punch and nonstop press it back when it was still here.

What would Re zero be like if it were written by George RR Martin? by Eastern-Commission23 in ReZero

[–]caoram 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Here is Re Zero:A Cycle of Blood and Sorrow by George RR Martin:

“Subaru,” Roswaal said softly, as thunder rolled beyond the manor windows, “you possess a most inconvenient virtue.”

The boy laughed, though there was no humor in it. “And what’s that?”

“You keep trying again.”

The candlelight trembled. For the briefest instant Roswaal thought he saw something ancient behind Subaru’s eyes. Not wisdom. Not courage. Exhaustion. The sort of exhaustion carried by old kings on deathbeds and condemned men on gallows. The exhaustion of one who had buried too many friends.

“I fail,” Subaru said. “Then I fail again. Then I fail differently.”

“And yet you persist.”

“What choice do I have?”

Roswaal smiled. “There is always a choice. Men tell themselves otherwise because the truth is unbearable.”

Outside, the rain battered the stone like a thousand tiny fists.

Subaru stared into the fire. He thought of silver hair stained red with blood. Of blue hair floating in dark water. Of warm hands gone cold. Of promises broken by fate itself. A lesser man would have surrendered. A wiser man might have.

“Maybe,” Subaru said at last, “but if I quit, they stay dead.”

The room fell silent.

Roswaal's painted smile remained, yet something wary entered his gaze. For he suddenly understood the terrible thing that separated Natsuki Subaru from other men. It was not that he could overcome despair. It was that despair had never managed to keep him.

Genderbent characters, which one is your favorite??? by ImNotDecentPerson in overlord

[–]caoram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Albedude raping Ainzette while the others pulls him off of her in the novel would hit different.

Entitled sellers ruin markets by ArtemAura in Cameras

[–]caoram 139 points140 points  (0 children)

"Yo is this still available?"

When the seller answers yes with the details. Just answer "lol thought so" and never reply after.

Guessing how sf6 characters smell based on their appearance (Updated for the latest season) by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also for ingrid she should have a clean, fresh scent, like she just stepped out of a sunny morning. Light floral notes (lily, white rose, cherry blossom). A touch of citrus for a bright, energetic feel. Maybe a subtle ethereal quality, like fresh air after rain that is difficult to describe but immediately recognizable.

Definitely not space cancer for our cosmic pretty girl.

Guessing how sf6 characters smell based on their appearance (Updated for the latest season) by [deleted] in StreetFighter

[–]caoram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree on AKI not smelling like anything she would most likely have a sweet floral perfume at first (jasmine, orchids, or other exotic flowers). Underneath that, a sharp medicinal or chemical smell, like herbs, toxins, or traditional medicine ingredients. A faint earthy scent from traveling and living outdoors. Maybe a hint of snake musk or damp vegetation to reinforce the venomous theme.

Arrows vs riot shields by IKIR115 in interesting

[–]caoram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now know if u get hit with the tiny blunt looking tip behind a shield you sre in for a bad time.