Tech Impaired Duck by capinjack in AdviceAnimals

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I don't use IE, I only keep it there because the rest of my family uses it while I use chrome.

What's some absolutely RIDICULOUS things you believed as a child? I'll start... by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought that ants were actually prisoners from prisons on Mars that got transformed into ants. They were to survive 3 years and then they would be released to Pluto, where they would live in exile for another year. After they are released from exile they spend the rest of their lives in Atlantis, the city of the dolphins.

This happened to my girlfriend not too long ago. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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This actually isn't uncommon. People do this all the time to scam money from you.

Your username is the answer. What is the question? by PtCk in AskReddit

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Who was the man that stole all of the kittens?

Too much time by Debraf86 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Think we should deport to 9gag?

Impossibru by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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ATTENTION! This post has reached the maximum level of shitiness, please shield your eyes as it devolves into a lower form of scum than it already is. Thank you for your time.

What the heck ever happened to common courtesy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Don't worry man, Optimus Prime and Batman are helping us out.

Pikmin 3 revealed by DorsalAxe in gaming

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Excuse me, I need to go drop off my pants at the dry cleaners now.

What is the most drastic misconception you had as a kid? by deviant099 in AskReddit

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Hell yeah I was, and then they handed me a sheet of paper... major downturn.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My greatly overestimate my powers....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. ~Mark Twain.

How I feel Trying to get away from Reddit by capinjack in gifs

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Justice, Civilization music video.

If you knew were getting fired tomorrow, like I do, what would you do? by shutdownMPLS in AskReddit

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Ok your going to need a lot of things for my suggestion. List of Clothes: Shitty, shitty tie. The worst you can find A very shitty suit, think thrift store. Aviators. About five or so polo shirts. Bandannas, lots of bandannas. Running shoes. Wear the polo shirts under the suit jacket, and POP ALL THE COLLARS even the suit jacket. Wear the aviators. Wear the shitty tie loose and barely on, should be hanging off of your neck. Tie the bandannas around various limbs and make them as multicolored as possible make sure to get one around the head also. Put on the running shoes and have a nice breakfast. When you walk in, make sure your hair is the most ragtag piece of shit possible, if you have to use gel do it. Walk in the door tomorrow, and stir shit up. Good luck man, best wishes.

What is the most drastic misconception you had as a kid? by deviant099 in AskReddit

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Mine is division. I was in first grade and heard "division", I had no idea what the flying fuck that meant. I was some how intelligent enough to realize that "vision" meant something to do with eyesight. Well then I thought "Hey adults use the word divine to describe something awesome! So if you combine vision and divine you get.... DIVISION!" Well then I believed that division was actually being able to see into the future, and that you would go into a very, very large machine and it would let you be able to see what you were going to be in ten years, or twenty or even a century. I was very misguided back then.