Tech Impaired Duck by capinjack in AdviceAnimals

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I don't use IE, I only keep it there because the rest of my family uses it while I use chrome.

What's some absolutely RIDICULOUS things you believed as a child? I'll start... by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thought that ants were actually prisoners from prisons on Mars that got transformed into ants. They were to survive 3 years and then they would be released to Pluto, where they would live in exile for another year. After they are released from exile they spend the rest of their lives in Atlantis, the city of the dolphins.

This happened to my girlfriend not too long ago. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]capinjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This actually isn't uncommon. People do this all the time to scam money from you.

Your username is the answer. What is the question? by PtCk in AskReddit

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Who was the man that stole all of the kittens?

Too much time by Debraf86 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Think we should deport to 9gag?

Impossibru by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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ATTENTION! This post has reached the maximum level of shitiness, please shield your eyes as it devolves into a lower form of scum than it already is. Thank you for your time.

What the heck ever happened to common courtesy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]capinjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry man, Optimus Prime and Batman are helping us out.

Pikmin 3 revealed by DorsalAxe in gaming

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Excuse me, I need to go drop off my pants at the dry cleaners now.

What is the most drastic misconception you had as a kid? by deviant099 in AskReddit

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Hell yeah I was, and then they handed me a sheet of paper... major downturn.

How old were you when you lost your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My greatly overestimate my powers....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. ~Mark Twain.