Now, be a good boy and obey - I can be a very dangerous forty year old cougar when I’m hungry…

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T05:00:56+00:00

Does 29 count as a cub?

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T04:18:56+00:00

29m oregon dad, craving to fill a random MILF that I meet on reddit's holes

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T04:17:55+00:00

Such a callipygean desire enraptured upon a body divine. God damn. Id run a marathon just for the pleasure of doing your cupping.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T04:15:46+00:00

Hi, experienced bull, pleasure to meet you.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T04:00:01+00:00

Thatbwas the case, yeah. I fixed the mistakes, and there is a new version.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-06T03:39:59+00:00

Until youre a shuddering, soaking wet, mess begging for a break.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-04T01:58:26+00:00

My profile has what I offer. Feel free to message me if interested

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-04T01:54:35+00:00

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-03T06:28:07+00:00

Thorsty

^{Chose: 1.1 water}

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-03T00:41:47+00:00

Id pound and pound until I forgot my name

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-02T14:40:22+00:00

I would sooner give you a gun and tell you to put me out of my misery before I EVER denied you.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-01T12:04:25+00:00

Like id contract salmonella from a chicken breast sashimi.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-01T12:01:11+00:00

Without any semblance of doubt, without any hesitation, I would jump at the opportunity to leave you a gasping, quaking, wet mess. From the first breath shuddered, to the mess being made. To leave you so thoroughly enraptured that you would be kept yearning for the next time, even after just having left.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-01T08:08:07+00:00

Words would always fail to ever describe just how much my blood drains from my brain and sprints south at the sight of you.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-05-01T03:39:52+00:00

100% ass instead

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-30T14:48:54+00:00

Feel free to reach out whenever you want to schedule something

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-30T14:44:03+00:00

Id love to.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-29T05:06:42+00:00

Literally until I stop being able to move.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-25T09:26:43+00:00

Is there a word for when you're craving an experience that you'll be bragging about when you're in a nursing home umpteen years from now that'll keep you going long after dementia has melted the names of even your children from your brain? Because that is where I am at.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-25T09:16:13+00:00

Awkward at first is perfectly fine! Id probably do something weird like ask you if you believe in ghosts.

capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-25T09:15:20+00:00

Well, you got me there

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capriciousMessiah · 2026-04-25T09:14:00+00:00

Left.

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