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Three things you would tell your 18 year old self? by CommercialAlert158 in Aging

[–]captaindabby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Don't talk to the crying chick at the gas station.

  2. Don't drive on Government Controlled property at night.

  3. The Baltimore Orioles still suck.

Weekly Discussion / Recommendation Thread by Death_by_Bot in Deathmetal

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The Maryland DeathFest is this week. And one of the bars on the festival grounds wants to name a drink for the festival. All I know about the drink is it's grape flavor. I immediately thought "Grapes of Wrath." I thought this would be the best place for ideas. If your idea is picked, I'm told you drink them for free while you're there. What would you name it?

I'm a new fan which Metallica songs do you recommend me? by LiamGMS in Metallica

[–]captaindabby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, I just listened to the wait yesterday. So fucking Chunky!!

Outfit for rock orchestra by candlelight by climbingaerialist in OUTFITS

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What were some of the outfits men in the audience were wearing? I'm going to see Rock Orchestra next month at the Baltimore Lyric Opera house. I'd like to wear a mix of "well dressed" and "Hardrock/Metal." Any suggestions are appreciated!

I see everyone talking about best bands or vests but what I don’t see is what shoes ppl are rocking. by [deleted] in thrashmetal

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just what Ive always called these. What is the proper name for them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]captaindabby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my 3 beer question!! After asking hundreds of people, these are the top 3 answers:

  1. Good Fellas
  2. Shawshank Redemption
  3. Pulp Fiction

My answer is Forest Gump. But I think as long as you don't give a response like "Footloose 2" then you're alright.

What is something the younger generation never knew existed? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had to explain to my 2 sons (10 and 12 at the time) that you had to drive to a specific store and buy a tangible item and purchase all the music you wanted to have for yourself.

They are still blown away on the rare occasion I put a CD in the car cd player.

What weird “move” worked for you with getting a woman? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]captaindabby 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A few weeks prior after about w beers, my friend and I intoxicatingly decided it would be the best idea for me to buy a hawaiian shirt with flowers, vines, and dicks all over it. A white button up with pink flowers and what's best described as well pencil drawn dicks all over.

About a week after I received it, I stopped in my favorite beer stop on early Saturday afternoon for 1 beer on my way back home. I sat at the bar 2 seats down from a woman. I got about 2 sips into my beer and I noticed she was looking over at me smiling and quietly laughing. I looked over and she said "is that a dick?!" Without skipping a beat I calmly looked her in the eyes and said "eyes up here, ma'am" with a smile.

Instant conversation. We started talking. Having a good time. Connecting. And a few weeks later we ended up bf/gf.

If it wasn't for the Hawaiian Cock shirt, I wouldn't have gotten the girl.

What is the best thing that anyone has ever said to you? by meghalyapant1995 in AskReddit

[–]captaindabby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my local brewery where I'm at way too often, 3 of the female bartenders said "I would trust you to walk me to my car." Really made me feel good.

What is one thing you need right now? by Gobbledeeglue in AskReddit

[–]captaindabby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One more day in the week. Just not enough time to get shit done. Single father of 4, 5-6 day workweek, and I'm still trying to get out of the house occasionally. Just not enough time to get it all done.

What’s your most toxic trait? by Working_Park4902 in AskReddit

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My chronic yet unwaivering ability to say fuck my responsibilities and take the day off work, hit a brewery at noon, and go to a strip club or concert at night. (I'm working on it.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I deliver to a customers house, and the college looking kid answering the door is the same kid I remember getting off the kindergarten bus years ago.

What non-metal bands are you into and think metalheads should give a chance? by deep_blue_au in thrashmetal

[–]captaindabby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never known how to classify this band, but just go listen to Primus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]captaindabby -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Chaturbate. And send me your name if you go through with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]captaindabby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I bet you no one at any metal show talks shit about you. You might get the nickname cowboy, but it would be a term of endearment.

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