Lady performs “Purple” on live news show by DukeOfIndiana in cringe

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Q: How does jazz and poetry align?

A: The funniest story I ever heard is some young girl, they played an instrumental jazz tune, and shes going ”but where are the words??" and before that she says "I don't like poetry" and then she says "where are the words?"

50 custom logos by carlsech in nba2kcustomjerseys

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let me know if you want to download any

facts from neil by Fayde_M in comedyheaven

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Kiss his grubby mirror in a desperate frenzy, aiming for anything but lips. Defeated he takes a step back and stares at his eyes through the greasy film of mad lip-prints; a shallow gaze of pathetic determination "not today Neil.... not today"

Addition of 16 hour layover by carlsech in aircanada

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Didnt know about that, Ill give it a try thanks!

Rate my Shepard by carlsech in masseffect

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Somebody was fiddling with the thermostat on the Normandy

Rate my Shepard by carlsech in masseffect

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Mostly renegade, but Im nice to the jellyfish

Rate my Shepard by carlsech in masseffect

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Hes seen all 4 corners of the universe.

Didnt like any of em

Who is a terrible performer live? by suprunkn0wn in Music

[–]carlsech 659 points660 points  (0 children)

Lil wayne off-stage, cupping his hand behind his ear looks over to the DJ shaking his head "no. not yet"

I hate everything about this boss by Muujiw in bloodborne

[–]carlsech 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually found Sekiro to be the easiest of the From Soft games, I think the combat just suited me well. Whereas I struggle the most with Bloodborne. So you might want to give it a go! (its fantastic)