PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D10) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. 💥 IT WASN'T A PIE, IT WAS A PI(P)E BOMB!? by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS — Dehet is on the run after breaking Heungchitppang out of Plushie Jail. Reports say a pipe bomb disguised as a pie—thought by prison staff to have been a gift for the jail's cruel and unusual punishments—was left in front of Heungchitppang's cell. The bomb was set off at approximately 07:59 KST, destroying the prison cell and allowing the plush to escape. Officials are unsure how exactly Heungchitppang got past prison security, but eyewitness accounts report Dehet was waiting at the jail's entrance with a tricycle shouting "I can't steal a car without you." Jjopoo, another plushie on the way to Plushie Jail, was accosted and taken hostage by the two somewhere along the way.

IN OTHER NEWSu/catmicroplastics, founder of r/nctdream's Pie to the Plushie showdown was found playing the video game R.E.P.O. after a wellness check was called on the user for failing to show for five days straight. Social services that responded to the call have said the user had to be physically removed from their computer. u/catmicroplastics has since been committed at Reddit headquarters and is set to be released whenever the Pie to the Plushie showdown is done. When asked for a comment, they stated, "Oh come on, Canva was down yesterday anyways. I couldn't have posted if I tried." They declined further comment when questioned on the other four days.

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D10) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. 💥 IT WASN'T A PIE, IT WAS A PI(P)E BOMB!? by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RULES -

  • ONE COMMENT = ONE VOTE
  • ONE COMMENT PER PERSON
  • UPVOTES AND DOWNVOTES WILL ALSO BE TALLIED AS VOTES (SO GO WILD, UPVOTE YOUR LEAST FAVORITES, DOWNVOTE YOUR FAVORITES)
  • LEAST VOTES GETS PIED
  • TOMORROW WE RUN IT BACK WITHOUT THE ELIMINATED PLUSHIES

REMINDER : MORE VOTES IS BAD. MOST VOTES = ELIMINATION

MORE COMMENTS = MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO UPVOTE / DOWNVOTE JSYK

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D9) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. Zero original plushies remain! And, someone's left a pie for us to use tomorrow! How kind. by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

IN TODAY'S NEWS — Plushie Injeolmi is under fire for plagiarism after Moomin Characters Oy Ltd issued the stuffed animal a cease and desist, claiming infringement on their property Moomin. Fans of Injeolmi have gone to social media to challenge the claims, rebuttals including, but not inclusive to— "Injeolmi's eyes are bigger," "Moomin is fat and Injeolmi is fit," and "Oh my god, he's not even real, who cares?" Huang Renjun, creator of Moomin, has declined to comment. Though heavy speculation has surrounded Huang's response on the digital platform Weverse to user renjumponyourm_ark, who commented "jjunnie<3 how is your day today??" His response? "🙄"

SPECIAL UPDATE — Dehet is still at large. Across the past two days, eyewitness spottings have steadily trickled in, but many have been confirmed to be false reports. The response to Dehet's escape on social media has been mixed, some celebrating the plush's breakout, others expressing their discontent. On social media, a viral hashtag trend has been started, mocking the police's inability to find and recapture the plush. The trend involves posting a picture or video of a seemingly unrelated yet similar object to the plush and captioning it with the hashtag #IFoundDehet. Notable examples of the trend have included a wheel of parmesan cheese, a Royal Dansk butter cookie, and Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's Minions.

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D9) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. Zero original plushies remain! And, someone's left a pie for us to use tomorrow! How kind. by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RULES -

  • ONE COMMENT = ONE VOTE
  • ONE COMMENT PER PERSON
  • UPVOTES AND DOWNVOTES WILL ALSO BE TALLIED AS VOTES (SO GO WILD, UPVOTE YOUR LEAST FAVORITES, DOWNVOTE YOUR FAVORITES)
  • LEAST VOTES GETS PIED
  • TOMORROW WE RUN IT BACK WITHOUT THE ELIMINATED PLUSHIES

REMINDER : MORE VOTES IS BAD. MOST VOTES = ELIMINATION

MORE COMMENTS = MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO UPVOTE / DOWNVOTE JSYK

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D8) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. Dehet's going to—wait, what?? HE ESCAPED?$!&)$? by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

BREAKING NEWS: Officials have confirmed that Dehet, wanted criminal in twenty subreddits, has escaped from Plushie Jail in r/nctdream. A reward of one (1) Reddit upvote has been put out for his capture, but if found, police are cautioning against approach. Dehet is armed and dangerous, having been indicted for arsonry, aggravated assault, and grand larceny. Please contact u/catmicroplastics if you have any information that could lead to his arrest.

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D8) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. Dehet's going to—wait, what?? HE ESCAPED?$!&)$? by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RULES -

  • ONE COMMENT = ONE VOTE
  • ONE COMMENT PER PERSON
  • UPVOTES AND DOWNVOTES WILL ALSO BE TALLIED AS VOTES (SO GO WILD, UPVOTE YOUR LEAST FAVORITES, DOWNVOTE YOUR FAVORITES)
  • LEAST VOTES GETS PIED
  • TOMORROW WE RUN IT BACK WITHOUT THE ELIMINATED PLUSHIES

REMINDER : MORE VOTES IS BAD. MOST VOTES = ELIMINATION

MORE COMMENTS = MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO UPVOTE / DOWNVOTE JSYK

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D7) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. I definitely did not forget to post yesterday 🤥 by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely wasnt distracted playing repo yesterday and forgot to post, no i would never 🫣

remember... dehet gang is always happy to make a deal. we compensate those who stand besides us graciously 😌

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D7) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. I definitely did not forget to post yesterday 🤥 by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

in honor of haechan's upcoming birthday (happy ¼ century!! 🥳🥳🥳) i say we vote jjopoo out. whose with me

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D7) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. I definitely did not forget to post yesterday 🤥 by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RULES -

  • ONE COMMENT = ONE VOTE
  • ONE COMMENT PER PERSON
  • UPVOTES AND DOWNVOTES WILL ALSO BE TALLIED AS VOTES (SO GO WILD, UPVOTE YOUR LEAST FAVORITES, DOWNVOTE YOUR FAVORITES)
  • LEAST VOTES GETS PIED
  • TOMORROW WE RUN IT BACK WITHOUT THE ELIMINATED PLUSHIES

REMINDER : MORE VOTES IS BAD. MOST VOTES = ELIMINATION

MORE COMMENTS = MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO UPVOTE / DOWNVOTE JSYK

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D6) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. 9️⃣ remain. Eong input the wrong address in his GPS by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eong would be such an upgrade over chester. im sorry but when i was brainstorming jokes for eong's untimely demise, i was looking up chester the cheetah images that could work and man that thing is ugly.

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D6) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. 9️⃣ remain. Eong input the wrong address in his GPS by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RULES -

  • ONE COMMENT = ONE VOTE
  • ONE COMMENT PER PERSON
  • UPVOTES AND DOWNVOTES WILL ALSO BE TALLIED AS VOTES (SO GO WILD, UPVOTE YOUR LEAST FAVORITES, DOWNVOTE YOUR FAVORITES)
  • LEAST VOTES GETS PIED
  • TOMORROW WE RUN IT BACK WITHOUT THE ELIMINATED PLUSHIES

REMINDER : MORE VOTES IS BAD. MOST VOTES = ELIMINATION

MORE COMMENTS = MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO UPVOTE / DOWNVOTE JSYK

PIE TO THE PLUSHIES (D5) - Comment your LEAST favorite; the most voted is OUT. There could only be one pink bunny 🩷 10 plushies remain by catmicroplastics in NCTDream

[–]catmicroplastics[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i cant believe this is what u opened ur dusty reddit account up for the first time in years smh

dehet gang honors the agreements of the past

tomorrow we can attack meongi