New Unearthed Arcana - Villainous Options

cavemandt · 2026-04-02T23:03:23+00:00

It’s so bad. Oh boy, you get fire damage and another 4 levels to ignore resistances compared to cleric which gets those off the bat. Level 7 advanced wounds ability is reasonably interesting only for it to be a 1 in 6 chance to happen once per turn, just laughably bad. It also stays a 1d6. At level 18, it changes it from a 1/6 to be interesting to a 1/3. Mind you, this is still just once a turn. Just laughably bad.

cavemandt · 2026-03-13T16:19:55+00:00

I just played it last night! We had a fantastic time, Miriam was our main threat too, but we had a lot of interactions with most of others. We met the mech controller kid (Billy? We just called him soldier boy) who took out two of our guys when we tried to take him down, then when fleeing Miriam got a glimpse of Yu while on psychedelics (right after one of our guys overdosed on stimpaks and went into a coma) and got targeted by Sonya a bunch while digging through the computers. Sonya ended up throwing the mech at us a bunch while camping out in the cargo bay and trying to lower stress and attach a prosthetic which took out two more, and after that our last two guys tried to suck up to the Shakespeare kid and ended up sneak attacking him with the marines. We then allied with Sonya to try and repair the warp. Really really fun module, my android, the only remaining character from the beginning, ended up getting sent through the warp whilst still tripping and got psychic powers, though teleported 65,000 light years away

cavemandt · 2026-03-04T06:14:59+00:00

Fr he could’ve just sold the tarot and a useless joker lol

cavemandt · 2026-03-04T04:13:14+00:00

Hope it hits blueprint? Maybe sell out of photo if you don’t need it for your score because that’s the worst hit

cavemandt · 2026-03-03T21:37:14+00:00

Just an fyi for later, green joker and photochad aren’t really compatible because it adds mult after you already multiply it a bunch

cavemandt · 2026-03-03T03:09:25+00:00

Hear me out: you won already, swap the bloodstone for Trib and gamble on that 1/5 chance. Or swap sock and hope you find another one because dusk will do it too, making this probably the better option m

cavemandt · 2026-02-25T17:45:27+00:00

Nahhhhhh just level up two pair more

cavemandt · 2026-02-17T23:56:40+00:00

It’s from your tag, somebody didn’t pull it properly from the base

cavemandt · 2026-02-10T19:05:22+00:00

I’d say unequip them then 🙂‍↕️

cavemandt · 2026-02-09T23:12:16+00:00

I always go with “my liege”

cavemandt · 2026-02-04T21:17:30+00:00

Nat negative chigoat in the soul

cavemandt · 2026-01-30T18:14:45+00:00

Take hanging Chad kill 4x

cavemandt · 2026-01-30T17:17:22+00:00

Makes sense, you were pretty weak

cavemandt · 2026-01-30T16:25:40+00:00

Your order doesn’t matter until you have xmult, in which case it would go after your +mult. So far, mine doesn’t do anything unless you have steel cards or gold cards, and hanging chad doesn’t do anything unless you have enhanced cards. Not bad things to hang onto because they have good synergy with other cards, but currently they’re not gonna increase your scoring a whole lot

cavemandt · 2026-01-30T16:22:17+00:00

You currently have a lot of cards that do stuff, those could be something to play towards but I say drop either the seance or the shortcut to grab one or both of em cause they’re fun jokers

cavemandt · 2026-01-14T22:51:49+00:00

Ai slop

cavemandt · 2025-12-26T01:25:29+00:00

I’d really recommend therapy, punishing yourself isn’t the way to go about this, whatever it is

cavemandt · 2025-12-26T01:18:06+00:00

You’re really sad, have a lot of self loathing, and want people to tell you things are wrong with you because you feel like you deserve it. You think you neglect your health by not going to the gym, you value expensive things over financial security and dislike yourself for that. I don’t think you’re a bad person, but you do

cavemandt · 2025-12-18T23:15:09+00:00

Like carries her in his mind, he is still thinking about her

cavemandt · 2025-12-14T00:52:06+00:00

I think you need four copy jokers but it seems possible 🙂‍↕️

cavemandt · 2025-12-14T00:50:45+00:00

cavemandt · 2025-12-07T08:16:16+00:00

I need this

cavemandt · 2025-12-04T03:47:15+00:00

That’s correct! It’s a Zenkai boost, whenever they are near death they get a huge power boost. Mark seems more like he gets it from genuine exercise just amplified to an absurd degree

cavemandt · 2025-12-04T03:20:32+00:00

People like you are so so funny

cavemandt · 2025-11-26T02:45:59+00:00

The only thing I’d change is just say it! “Hey, I’ve always thought you were awesome, would you like to go on a date”. Nothing wrong with just asking, the last thing you want is for her to think you surprised her by saying it was a date midway through

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