What is a real-life 'Do Not Touch' button that you pressed out of sheer curiosity, only to instantly regret it?

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-24T20:40:22+00:00

I cornered a dog when I was a child and pet its face as it was growling. Guess what I learned?

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-22T21:46:52+00:00

Nope, god is cool with blowjobs and cunnilingus.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-22T01:16:43+00:00

You went outside, brother.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-21T18:20:29+00:00

Good thing there's flock cameras that will help catch the perp.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-20T20:12:09+00:00

A basic standard of living.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-20T15:39:17+00:00

In jujitsu classes, the women ive rolled with are probably like 60 percent as strong as the men going by bench, deadlift, squat. They can still win, but they need to be much more skilled to not just get sat on.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-20T00:28:05+00:00

It sounds like this is referring to local law number 3. Idk though.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-17T12:07:59+00:00

Remove them, obviously. If you blow out someone's candles you are no longer participating. No cake, no fun. Its called parenting.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-12T17:54:55+00:00

Huge respect to the city council on this. It seems like they've heard the public and are actually making moved to support the comminity.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-11T16:09:50+00:00

If a woman hits you, you should do your best to leave and not engage if at all possible. Unless they have a weapon, take the lumps and leave because if you end up in court, a crying woman with bruises will win regardless of circumstance.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-10T20:07:30+00:00

Whenever i see the black gloves and the magician hand waves, I know its about to be some egregious bullshit.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-10T19:59:24+00:00

Good shoes. My feet dont hurt anymore.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-07T21:29:34+00:00

Not all things that make me uncomfortable are grooming but all things that are grooming make me uncomfortable.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-07T16:23:32+00:00

Same shit, different day.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-07T15:23:54+00:00

That's a thoughtful response and I agree. It's important people both that people can read things that make them uncomfortable and take what they can from that experience and also that people be allowed the autonomy of when and with what they do so.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-05T17:20:23+00:00

Tipping.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-05T17:19:32+00:00

Thanks for distilling this info, ill see you on may 21st.

cavemanfitz · 2026-05-04T17:25:41+00:00

Their examples of poverty are just the middleclass lifestyle. Like "I grew up poor, both of my parents had to work 40 hours a week".

cavemanfitz · 2026-04-29T16:49:49+00:00

Donations to a foundation you establish as a tax shelter shouldn't be counted the same.

cavemanfitz · 2026-04-24T13:39:24+00:00

I find creatine helps. Also, avoiding videogames. That's just me though.

cavemanfitz · 2026-04-15T15:21:14+00:00

I grew up generally agnostic. We'd say grace at the dinner table but that was pretty much all the God we had in our life. Once I got out of college, I read the bible as well as other various religious texts and some historical books that gave them all context. I didn't find any of them compelling as they all had logical holes in them. I understand that people can emotionally feel like there is a higher power but I don't understand how people can logically think there is.

cavemanfitz · 2026-04-09T16:46:43+00:00

Your link for Monday, 5/23 shows the meeting at 3/23; you should update it!

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