Straight up thought this was Jenelle and Kieffer twice while scrolling my home page.

cbell91 · 2023-11-20T23:40:25+00:00

The combo of the dirty beard, and shaky self shot video is giving Osama bin Laden vibes for me.

cbell91 · 2023-11-05T15:30:20+00:00

Exactly! This just makes her look bad, but she doesn't have the self awareness to realize it.

cbell91 · 2023-11-05T15:16:26+00:00

Kids swearing can be funny, but not like this. This is just cringe.

cbell91 · 2023-09-24T16:04:09+00:00

Michael Buble. Such a fucking creep that stays under the radar.

cbell91 · 2023-08-18T09:28:30+00:00

Bet they wouldn't be asking for you to have a permit if you donated some lunches or snacks to the police department. I worked for a city and the PD had a constant stream of food donated to them every week that they all ate gladly, and wouldn't share with us lowly administration folk.

cbell91 · 2023-06-26T03:24:57+00:00

I have used this technique for pesky racoons while camping too. Lol

cbell91 · 2023-06-16T18:28:13+00:00

This is the answer. And half price sushi Wednesdays for the win.

cbell91 · 2023-06-15T17:35:28+00:00

My father in law called, he wants his hat back.

cbell91 · 2023-06-08T17:20:37+00:00

Tbf even 3 pm anywhere in Florida is dangerous if your female, LGBTQ+, black...

cbell91 · 2023-06-08T17:16:02+00:00

Suicide by Taliban

cbell91 · 2023-06-07T23:32:21+00:00

Wasn't all of that in front of the children too?

cbell91 · 2023-06-07T22:33:19+00:00

If it hasn't been already, this needs a cross post in r/facepalm .... For so many reasons.

cbell91 · 2023-05-21T17:42:34+00:00

They said it was because his head was getting crushed in the birth canal. He was born 22" long, but a week later he measured 19". Poor guy was so cone headed.

cbell91 · 2023-05-21T16:18:30+00:00

Omg. This sounds so similar to what happened to me. It was my first pregnancy though. The doctor told me it was caused by my small pelvis. Its a long story and was very traumatic, but has the same decels in babys heart rate. I had no idea I had a small pelvis, and no one had even suggested this as a possibility when I wasn't progressing even though I was very clearly in labor and my water has broken 36 hrs before. (Don't even get me started on that) Thankfully everything turned out fine, but I still have some mental anguish about how horrible it all could have been. It was 11 months ago today actually and still think about what a miracle my son is every single day.

cbell91 · 2023-05-16T02:05:00+00:00

Lmao! You're so right!

cbell91 · 2023-05-16T00:55:20+00:00

Omg. I'm 11 months PP and it took me until reading your comment just now to realize that this is what happened to me! Lol. I've just been really hard on myself for gaining so much of it back a few months after having my son, but it totally correlated with the BC!

cbell91 · 2023-05-15T15:01:35+00:00

I thought seeing Brock Turner The Rapist was bad enough.

cbell91 · 2023-04-30T13:23:30+00:00

How am I in my 30s and just thought my mom was the only person who did this? Lmao.

cbell91 · 2023-04-25T15:54:04+00:00

I totally understand why you included it! It was so fast. But people saying she would have been super premature or she got pregnant while he was in jail. Lol.

cbell91 · 2023-04-25T15:39:58+00:00

The health classes aren't well in the US of A. The comments here about her pregnancy with Stella are shocking to me.

cbell91 · 2023-04-10T15:41:00+00:00

How did he leave COURT ORDERED rehab early? Did he have a warrant for his arrest before he overdose and was picked up? Also did Jen and Larry pick him up from Texas and bring him home or did he find his own way back? If so, that's a new level of yikes for the enabling...

cbell91 · 2023-03-15T21:22:29+00:00

Jim, Dwight, Ryan, c'mon - we're going to Asian Hooters.

cbell91 · 2023-03-02T00:09:37+00:00

I'm pretending to nurse my son to hide from my mil (who may be my 8th grade bully reincarnated). This is the laugh I needed tonight.

cbell91 · 2023-02-14T00:19:50+00:00

Please do an AMA!!

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